Originally posted by Nathan Poe
Ok, here's my challenge:
This post is the product of Divine inspiration. Last night I was visited by the Holy Spirit, and He explained the whole thing to me. Therefore, everything I am about to write is, by definition, the infalliable Word of God.
God did create the universe. And while God does have an extraordinary eye for detail, He never was a big fan of micromanagement. It takes a lot of grunt work to keep the universe on track, and frankly, God has more important things to worry about. Fate, destiny, the Divine plan, stuff like that.
To handle the minor details of existence, God relies on his little-known partner, Iggy the Magic Elf. Iggy is omnipresent and omniscient, but not quite omnipotent. However, it is only through his diligent work that the laws of nature (physics, gravity, mathematics) are enforced.
In the Divine plan, evolution is a minor detail. Iggy saw God's work in the beginning and humbly suggested that he could improve on it (very humbly. Remember what happened to the last guy who thought he could do better than God?).God found this amusing and decided to let Iggy work on it for a few million years. So you see, creation and evolution are both true, and we have Iggy to thank for it.
Praise Iggy.
This post is the product of Divine inspiration. Just this morning, I was visited by the Holy Spirit, and He explained the whole thing to me. Therefore, everything I am about to write is, by definition, the infalliable Word of God.
God created the universe. And while God does have an penchant for detail, He never was a fanatic of micromanagement. It takes a lot of grunt work to keep the universe on track, and frankly, God has more pressing things to worry about. freewill, predestination, the Divine plan, stuff like that.
To handle the minor details of existence, God relies on his little-known partner, Iggy the Magic Elf. Iggy is omnipresent and omniscient, but not quite omnipotent. However, it is only through his knowledge that the laws of nature (physics, gravity, mathematics) are enforced.
In the Divine plan, evolution is a minor detail. Iggy saw God's work in the beginning and humbly showed God a way that he could improve on it. Though God found Iggy's presumtion a little annoying, he also found it amusing and decided bestow upon Iggy the right and power to work on it for a few million years.
Now, other than a few minor words, these divine writings are nearly the same. How can that be unless they are both truly divinely inspired writings? These writings attest to the truth of the other for it would not be possible for these writings to be similar if they weren't both inspired. And we can see that neither was a copy of the other because they aren't exactly the same!
Praise Iggy the Magic Elf.
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