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The story so far...hope you don't mind ww.

Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a most 'FABULOUS', outrageously funny young fellow. He was very bright and clever. He dreamt of becoming a preacher and every day he would go out to the country and pray. One day he came across somebody who was a very sad person. The man asked, "Is there something I can do that I could to show God's love to you?" The man said "I would like one of those to go with me to pray and show me how I can fix the sink." Oh that sink, that silly sink! It just Leaks! Chewinggum stops it! "Prayer and gum??" He thought aloud questioningly, and he started working on that silly sink! Then suddenly a plumber arrived and...

decided to pry
 
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Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a most 'FABULOUS', outrageously funny young fellow. He was very bright and clever. He dreamt of becoming a preacher and every day he would go out to the country and pray. One day he came across somebody who was a very sad person. The man asked, "Is there something I can do that I could to show God's love to you?" The man said "I would like one of those to go with me to pray and show me how I can fix the sink." Oh that sink, that silly sink! It just Leaks! Chewinggum stops it! "Prayer and gum??" He thought aloud questioningly, and he started working on that silly sink! Then suddenly a plumber arrived and decided to pry the sink pipes apart with a frozen fish finger but he still had a tough time, trying to get the pipes opened so he...

vanished from view.
 
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