3 Word Story (Fun!)

[Tricia4Jesus]

stuck it in

 

[Theofilus]

the bottom drawer.

 

[Wycoval]

What a huge

 

[Theofilus]

drawer it was!

 

[NorwayUnn]

I smelled something

 

[Theofilus]

that made me

 

[Wycoval]

remember that I

 

[Theofilus]

had to wash

 

[NorwayUnn]

my smelly feet

 

[biblebeliever]

Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a most 'FABULOUS', outrageously funny young fellow. He was very bright and clever. He dreamt of becoming a preacher and every day he would go out to the country and pray. One day he came across somebody who was a very sad person. The man asked, "Is there something I can do that I could to show God's love to you?" The man said "I would like one of those to go with me to pray and show me how I can fix the sink." Oh that sink, that silly sink! It just Leaks! Chewing gum stops it! "Prayer and gum??" He thought aloud questioningly, and he started working on that silly sink! Then suddenly a plumber arrived and decided to pry the sink pipes apart with a frozen fish finger but he still had a tough time, trying to get the pipes opened so he...vanished from view. The water burst and quite surprisingly shot a diamond right through the wall to the other side of the street and it landed in the kitchen window right at the same time as his neighbor was stepping away from the front door. His neighbor thought man! you look like a bad hair day and you need a makeover... like NOW! And after that try changing your clothes because you really smell like the southbound end of a really stinky skunk. Hey! And then he quickly walked away. He came to the end of Singing Song road. While humming a tune that was so off key, he created a stampede and woke the giant from the beauty sleep nap and he was so very ticklish from the feather under his nose that he fell on a birthday cake with a loud and very big CRASH! The troll squealed with laughter and jumped up and ate ''floor cake'' and spit it out the door. "Thanks a LOT", "I'll be going to get some juice and some swamp scum, to quench my thirst. And with that, I am happy'' to begin the holidays with a Bang!! I went shopping all day at the store. While there, I stumbled upon a surprisingly big, green slimy pair of socks. I couldn't wait to put them on but when I picked them up, I fainted dead away! When I recovered the troll had put his socks over his ears then he sighed and sneezed LOUDLY!!! I couldn't believe the funny sneeze. I started laughing and then got really loud hiccups. Off beat hiccups?? He decided to drink some red tomato juice while standing on his head. I asked "Does that make you feel better?” When the troll turned around and spotted me laughing, I couldn't help the uncontrollable urge to tickle him. I tried to grab him but he turned around... and started running. He didn't get very far before I caught him and started to braid his hair. He pulled away and started to... scream again but his tongue wouldn't quit hanging out so he tied it in a pretty bow. He then neatly arranged all his pet food in a row. The plumber whistled a tune and started to eat his sushi. I thought that he would start knitting socks but, but apparently he wanted to sing, dance and bounce around like a lunatic. He collected his tools and kissed the troll then turned to the lady waiting and said "do you like trolls?" She said, why would you ask me that when it’s so obvious? But trolls are little and mean and they always spit when they talk, they have funny sounding names, and they like to pick their ears and they have big potato shaped noses...that’s not true! When they go to the bathroom they stand on one leg and read the 'funnies' from the Sunday paper. Why they even have cold hairy feet and big silly pink clown shoes. I decided to brush my hair and wash my hands. Then I called my brother and asked if he could come and pick me up and get me the morning paper. He said, "no way." Why not? I asked, remember when you used to ask me to buy a goat but the goat turned out to be a badger. But that was just what I said it would be when the zookeeper gave me a bag of animal fast food and also some pizza rolls and marshmallows, carrots, fries. I decided to run away fast but I tripped and fell into a slimy, mud puddle and messed my new pants. What am I doing in here??? Look at all the funny people doing their silly antics and their crazy trampoline jumps! The troll came and threw his overfilled garbage bag onto the very car that then pulled his face to the right. A creamcake hit with a soggy thud and then he was off and running to a tank of green, slimy looking jello. He then turned around and bit my ankle. I started to slap him on his cheek but decided not to whack his buns. To my surprise, he turned and flapped his ears. He then proceeded to walk out. After he had quoted Mark Twain and left, I got his book, stuck it in the bottom drawer. What a huge drawer it was! I smelled something that made me remember that I had to wash my smelly feet.

I grabbed a

 

[MMXII]

scrub brush and

 

[worldwatcher]

a big bar

 

[NorwayUnn]

of Dove soap

 

[strawberrygate]

then rub in

 

[Akathist]

the soap.

Sorry, but it is The End.

there is a three word story in the Rec Room.

 

[Akathist]

closed to reduce the number of game theads we have.