☆ Become a Super Hero

[Toro]

I have the ability to keep this thread PG-13, and to steer it away from sensitive material.

But you cant control other peoples actions and it still goes horribly wrong.


Im invisible

 

[MotherFirefly]

But you are blind.


I have the ability to create anything out of toothpaste!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Hikarifuru]

I have the ability to keep this thread PG-13, and to steer it away from sensitive material.

om you're one of those bus driver ladies!

I have the most fabulous clothes!

 

[Hikarifuru]

You can create a doomsday device so companies stop creating toothpaste and tooth decay become rampant.

I have the power to cure cancer.

but you can't give it to enough people for it to make a difference in your life time

I know... everything!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Hikarifuru]

And people never believe you when you try to reveal the secrets of the universe.

I have the ability to sing better than Freddie Mercury.

And everyone thinks your too feminine and sexually suspect and you become an outcast from society and you never sell a record

I am immortal

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[James of Arc]

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[Hikarifuru]

but you are stuck on the moon by yourself.

I have an electric guitar that shoots lasers.

You accidentally kill your band mates

I am a guardian angel

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Hikarifuru]

And I'm a demon. Put up your dukes.

I am Bruce Lee.

You poor chap you die mysteriously

Sam Winchester is my husband

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[MotherFirefly]

I can dance, everything is under control.

But you can only dance. At all times. And it is the robot. It takes a very long time to get anywhere...

I can create sonic booms by snapping my fingers..

 

[ewq1938]

Turn ourselves into amazing, Single heroes... or villians!

• List super powers one at a time.
• Next poster must come up with a new super power, as well as a silly negative for previous poster's ability.

My superpower would be that automatically any other super hero anywhere would become a regular person with no super powers. As proof that I am this superhero, look around and you will see a lack of super heroes.

 

[MotherFirefly]

My superpower would be that automatically any other super hero anywhere would become a regular person with no super powers. As proof that I am this superhero, look around and you will see a lack of super heroes.

But, as a result, you truly do not have a super power either..

I can still create sonic booms by snapping my fingers..

 

[SnowyMacie]

But, as a result, you truly do not have a super power either..

I can still create sonic booms by snapping my fingers..

However, you cannot snap your fingers

You have the ability to change the weather

 

[timewerx]

However, you cannot snap your fingers

You have the ability to change the weather

Ironically, I do the ability to change the weather....... Now what is your super ability??

I guess I'll reply to my own super ability....

.....But I often miscalculate!!

 

[John Davidson]

We are off track.....

I can eat anything except Frosted Flakes.

But.....

 

[Thrash Metalhead]

We are off track.....

I can eat anything except Frosted Flakes.

But.....

But then you ate all the food in the world and the only thing left are Frosted Flakes.

I have the ability to destroy a galaxy...