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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest...

I just wanted to thank the person who blessed me with 100 anonymous blessings. I really appreciated it.

The Florida Department of Fish & Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourist in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in: Alachua, M arion, Lake, Collier, Lee, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam, and Orange counties. They advise...

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a...

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the...

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey...

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains.To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first...

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's...

Early Wednesday morning my uncle passed away due to emphysema and a collapsed lung. He had been sick for a long time, but that sometimes doesn't make it any easier. Could you please remember my Aunt in prayer. She has got a lot to deal with, from making the arrangements, having him moved from...

How do you prepare for a workout? Do you have a routine you do prior to workingout? Just curious what everyone else does. I usually take 20 - 40 min. before I workout just mentally preparing myself for what I'm about to do. Generally I start by listening to some high energy music while I'm...

Peanuts: A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highwaywhen he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands himanother...

I just wanted to say thank you to who ever sent me the anonymous blessings. I really appreciate it.

WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog! The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs in our neighborhood are being picked off one at a time on an...

New Lingo for an Old Priest There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who...

Bad weather & fishing Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and...

Has anybody else been listening to these guys? I got their cd a few weeks back and it totally rocks. I'm liking every song off of it, plus the lead singers testimony is awesome.I give it a :thumbsup::thumbsup:

I've only been seriously workingout for about three years now, and I still consider myself to be an amateur. So I've got this question I'm hoping to get an answer too. Every once in awhile I'll workout with a certain amount of weight, and then the next work out it'll feel a lot heavier, and I...

I read somewhere that it's important to do 5 - 10 min of a cool down exercise after working out. So I always do aerobic rows, or a few min on the treadmill at the close of my workouts. I just can't remember the importance of this. And I was wondering what are some of your thoughts on this?

My wife hung an old fruit basket out on our car port for me to get rid of and before I had a chance to get rid of it a robin built a nest and laid 4 eggs in it. I was wondering if anyone knew how long it takes for their eggs to hatch and how old they are when they leave the nest?

I just wanted to thank who ever gave be the 10 blessings on the 24th. I know this is a little late, but I've been a little slow on getting familiar with this board.