I wouldn't work for you, even for free. - You twisted the SCRIPTURES to try to suit your preconceived or otherwise erroneous beliefs,
as demonstrated in this post.
Keep it simple and as it is written instead of distorting it or trying to make it say something it doesn't say (I really thought you would try this, but you did it much more quickly than expected).
You claim that Scripture is easy to understand. Apparently, the following text, which shows that Scripture is encoded, needs decoding, is wrong:
Luke 24
32They said to one another, “Were not our hearts burning within us while He was speaking to us on the road,
while He was explaining the Scriptures to us?”
33And they got up that very hour and returned to Jerusalem, and found gathered together the eleven and those who were with them,
34saying, “The Lord has really risen and has appeared to Simon.”
35They
began to relate their experiences on the road and how He was recognized by them in the breaking of the bread.
36While they were telling these things, He Himself stood in their midst and said to them, “Peace be to you.”
37But they were startled and frightened and thought that they were seeing a spirit.
38And He said to them, “Why are you troubled, and why do doubts arise in your hearts?
39“See My hands and My feet, that it is I Myself; touch Me and see, for a spirit does not have flesh and bones as you see that I have.”
40And when He had said this, He showed them His hands and His feet.
41While they still could not believe
it because of their joy and amazement, He said to them, “Have you anything here to eat?”
42They gave Him a piece of a broiled fish;
43and He took it and ate
it before them.
44Now He said to them, “These are My words which I spoke to you while I was still with you, that all things which are written about Me in the Law of Moses and the Prophets and the Psalms must be fulfilled.”
45Then He opened their minds to understand the Scriptures, 46and He said to them, “Thus it is written, that the Christ would suffer and rise again from the dead the third day,
47and that repentance for forgiveness of sins would be proclaimed in His name to all the nations, beginning from Jerusalem.