OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

gurneyhalleck1 said:

"The library investigator's name is actually Bookman?" "It's true." "That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named Cone." - Kramer and the Librarian, in "The Library"

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Having lived in far south Texas where huge numbers older folks from up north flock for the winter, I loved the one where Jerry's Dad loses the condo association presidency because Jerry buys him a car and they go to dinner after the early bird special is already over.

George's wallet is also priceless:

JERRY: You know it is better without this big wallet. It's more comfortable.

GEORGE: It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong.

JERRY: Why?

(George pulling out his wallet.)

GEORGE: Because important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money.

(Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.)

JERRY: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.

GEORGE: I need everything in there.

(Jerry looking through George's wallet )

JERRY: Irish money?

GEORGE: I might go there.

JERRY: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster....

My favorite part of the Latvian Orthodox episode was George's parents and the squirrels:

Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?

George: For a woman.

Frank: A woman? What are you out of your mind?

Estelle: Why can’t you do anything like a normal person?

Frank: Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

George: No it’s a regular religion.

Frank: I’m calling my lawyer. It might not be too late to get out of this.

George: I don’t want to get out of it.

Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. You’re under their

control.

Frank: What, they brainwashed you?

George: No no.

Frank: You’re not performing any rituals in this house.

Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. I beg you.

Frank: And stay away from those squirrels.

Jerry: I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.

Frank Costanza: [yelling] Serenity now. Serenity now.
George Costanza: What is that?
Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say: "SERENITY NOW"
George Costanza: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

gurneyhalleck1 said:

We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

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What an appropriate name. It means "View of the Mouth."

joyfulthanks said:

What an appropriate name. It means "View of the Mouth."

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lol

George: WHY couldn't you have squeezed one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? why did you have to destroy twelve computers?
Kramer: George, you listen to me....I owe you one.

gurneyhalleck1 said:

We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

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Gurney,
Your avatar is just toooo much. lol

Anna

Frank Costanza: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"

Frank Costanza: "The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

Jerry: Kramer!
Elaine: stop the fight!
George: tamale!

from the episide with the cockfight, one of my favorite endings to a Seinfeld show

gurneyhalleck1 said:

We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

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joyfulthanks said:

What an appropriate name. It means "View of the Mouth."

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"We're gonna be in the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse, we're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court!"

gurneyhalleck1 said:

Rus always gets offended by my icons, but I like to give folks a laugh. It's just my nature. Too much consistency is bland. I'll settle down one of these days!

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No need to be consistent or settled down. I often tell Adam W. that his avatars scare me. lol. I have to bug you boys about something.

I know it's not a quote, but I loved when the cast would be on a payphone, and the person on the other end would mess with them, and they would slam the receiver into the wall or top of the payphone.