There was this Christian guy who owned a ranch where he hired out horses for people to ride. This other Christian guy came to go riding. They discovered they were both Christians, so the owner said, "Because you are a brother in the Lord, I will let you ride my horse. He is a Christian horse.
To get him to start walking you say "amen". To make him trot you say "Glory to Jesus". To make him run very fast you say "Praise the Lord", and to stop him you say "Hallelujia"
Anyway the guy got on the horse and said "Amen" and the horse started walking. He then felt like a trot, so he said "Glory to Jesus" and the horse started trotting. He then felt like a gallop so he said "Praise the Lord".
He was having a great time, until he saw the horse was running towards a cliff. He then said "whoa, stop" then thought "oh no, I've forgotten the word!" He wracked his brain, remembered and said "Hallelujia" and the horse stopped 2 feet in front of the cliff.
He then said "Phew, Praise the Lord!"
To get him to start walking you say "amen". To make him trot you say "Glory to Jesus". To make him run very fast you say "Praise the Lord", and to stop him you say "Hallelujia"
Anyway the guy got on the horse and said "Amen" and the horse started walking. He then felt like a trot, so he said "Glory to Jesus" and the horse started trotting. He then felt like a gallop so he said "Praise the Lord".
He was having a great time, until he saw the horse was running towards a cliff. He then said "whoa, stop" then thought "oh no, I've forgotten the word!" He wracked his brain, remembered and said "Hallelujia" and the horse stopped 2 feet in front of the cliff.
He then said "Phew, Praise the Lord!"
