Questions i always wanted to ask.

[Chesterton]

Housebrick = house brick= a brick used in building houses. Housebricks, by their very nature, are not known for their sense of humour. Depressed housebricks even more so.

Having 'the sense of humour of a depressed housebrick' is a humorously metaphorical way of suggesting RTS's sense of humour often appears to go missing.

OB

Okay. Got it. Makes sense.

And my apologies to you if RTS unleashes her wrath upon you because of me.

 

[MehGuy]

I didn't get it shut down, you asked for it to be shut down. And it was @MehGuy who started changing it to jokes. Blame Mehguy, not me!

What jokes did I make? I was making serious posts about elder abuse, lol.

I'm pretty much an investigative journalist at this point.

 

[returntosender]

Uh, no.... its that we have drugs like Viagra and we're living longer. The sex drive doesn't die.

Did it ever?

 

[returntosender]

That's a disturbing thought. I know some young people are into elderly folks specifically.. I'm sure some of those types prey on such people.

Lol, you're funny meh,lol

 

[returntosender]

Housebrick = house brick= a brick used in building houses. Housebricks, by their very nature, are not known for their sense of humour. Depressed housebricks even more so.

Having 'the sense of humour of a depressed housebrick' is a humorously metaphorical way of suggesting RTS's sense of humour often appears to go missing.

OB

You can stop now you're getting abusive.

 

[Michie]

???!

 

[Michie]

My question is why I have been on the verge of tears all day…what causes that?

 

[Aaron112]

Frequently a moderate to severe deficiency (or just imbalance) in nutrients,
or
something 'invisible', but important.

 

[returntosender]

My question is why I have been on the verge of tears all day…what causes that?

Maybe you've been reading this thread. I'm no longer on the verge I'm full blown.

 

[Aaron112]

Maybe you've been reading this thread. I'm no longer on the verge I'm full blown.

Like when "Jesus wept" ....

 

[Michie]

Frequently a moderate to severe deficiency (or just imbalance) in nutrients,
or
something 'invisible', but important.

Could be. I hate that feeling though.

 

[Aaron112]

Is it true in baseball. That if the ball hits the emblem on a bat the bat will split in half?

Well, it might not split, it might only crack, and it might just split in two.

 

[Michie]

These threads are kinda bizarre but weirdly entertaining.

 

[Aaron112]

Could be. I hate that feeling though.

It may be good - like when the oil light or engine light goes on on the dash of the car - lets the driver know something is needing attention.

 

[returntosender]

I've had that feeling and i know what gave it to you. Go back to the Stephen king thread.

 

[Michie]

I've had that feeling and i know what gave it to you. Go back to the Stephen king thread.

Here is a question… what’s your problem??

 

[Michie]

It may be good - like when the oil light or engine light goes on on the dash of the car - lets the driver know something is needing attention.

Yeah it could be.

 

[Occams Barber]

You can stop now you're getting abusive.

One day, when you have lots of time to spare, I will explain some of the significant differences between American and Australian use of humour.

You will find out, for instance, that trading friendly insults is an everyday occurrence among Australians. In fact, being insulted is actually a sign of acceptance. If nobody takes the mickey, you can probably bet you're on the fringe.

OB

 

[Chesterton]

That's a disturbing thought. I know some young people are into elderly folks specifically.. I'm sure some of those types prey on such people.

I have to disagree with the other poster. This is one of the least funny jokes I ever heard.

 

[Chesterton]

My question is why I have been on the verge of tears all day…what causes that?

You don't know? You can't pinpoint it down? If I were on the verge of tears all day, well first of all, I'd never admit it because I'm a dude, but If I were, I'm sure I'd know why. You really don't know why?