Top 10 Myths About Evolution

[AV1611VET]

We don't know. We just know that other apes aren't on the same path as us.

ibid

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

ibid

Non.

 

[AV1611VET]

Non.

Zod.

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

Zod.

... Cogitavi velis intelligere.

 

[AirPo]

And where are we headed that you claim we are not?

What claim?

 

[AirPo]

As long as we're apes, that's all that matters, isn't it?

That, of course, ensures Jesus was an ape.

And not just any old ordinary ape, but an ape from one of those "ignorant, bronze age, desert dwelling, goat herding tribes" that today is the source of many international problems due to daring to claim land that doesn't belong exclusively to them because it was promised to them from some Heinz 57 made-up deity ... right?

Of course not, but that's not anything new.

 

[Speedwell]

As long as we're apes, that's all that matters, isn't it?

That, of course, ensures Jesus was an ape.

And not just any old ordinary ape, but an ape from one of those "ignorant, bronze age, desert dwelling, goat herding tribes" that today is the source of many international problems due to daring to claim land that doesn't belong exclusively to them because it was promised to them from some Heinz 57 made-up deity ... right?

Not quite. His mother was an ape, that's all. the rest of your post was right on target.

 

[AV1611VET]

Not quite. His mother was an ape, that's all. the rest of your post was right on target.

Are you saying Jesus wasn't fully human? or are you saying only women are apes? or both?

I thought women were foxes?

 

[doubtingmerle]

I thought women were foxes?

Some are cougars.

 

[AV1611VET]

Some are cougars.

In spite of the Bible ... yes.

Some women are cougars, just like some men are scientists.

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

In spite of the Bible ... yes.

Some women are cougars, just like some men are scientists.

.... WHAT?!?!

 

[HitchSlap]

In spite of the Bible ... yes.

Some women are cougars, just like some men are scientists.

And some televangelists are snakes in the grass.

What’s your point?

 

[PsychoSarah]

Zod.

 

[AV1611VET]

And some televangelists are snakes in the grass.

I'd say most are.

What’s your point?

That Jesus was fully human, despite what Speedwell may think.

 

[AV1611VET]

* KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. *

Non was pretty cool too!

 

[PsychoSarah]

Non was pretty cool too!

Brainiac is actually my favorite Superman villain, though, not Zod.

This thread has been thoroughly derailed.

 

[HitchSlap]

I'd say most are.

That Jesus was fully human, despite what Speedwell may think.

Where’d that Y chromosome come from, again?

 

[AV1611VET]

Where’d that Y chromosome come from, again?

LOL

Look what I just posted here: Post 710

You ninja'd me!

 

[PsychoSarah]

In spite of the Bible ... yes.

Some women are cougars, just like some men are scientists.

Lol, does the bible actually state that older women can't marry young men?

 

[SkyWriting]

Are you saying Jesus wasn't fully human? or are you saying only women are apes? or both?

I thought women were foxes?

At my girlfriends house, the neighbor girls playing
jump rope in the yard, said I was a fox.