If the singles forum was...

[Goodbook]

Toro is one of the camera men at Miss Universe, and he zooms in to each beauty's smiling faces. He zooms in to Miss Ireland's potato. Toro is wondering is that potato a real potato, or is it a prop potato? It looks authentic. He wonders if its agria or Russett. Or maybe its Sweet Potato.

His tummy rumbles. When is Miss Mexico going to appear? Surely she will have something inspiring to say about the cuisine of HER country.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Thats weird I thought I posted some more of Miss Universe and now its totally disappeared. Miss Ireland where have you gone?

She said a great speech about potatoes.

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/if-the-singles-forum-was.7831551/page-79

Post #1576

 

[Goodbook]

Its ok I found it. I kinda lost track. Anyway stay tuned for more. Toro cuts to a commercial break. Taco time!

 

[LoveDivine]

The CF Singles Trojan War

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King Priam (@mojoboy31 ) of Troy ordered his son Paris (@Rhamiel) to be left to die on Mount Ida. He had been forewarned by seers that Paris would one day be the destroyer of Troy. Paris is saved and nursed by a she bear (@blackribbon ). Paris' younger sister Cassandra(@Goodbook), was cursed of Apollo and doomed to have her prophecies disregarded as the ravings of a lunatic. When Paris returns to Troy to claim his title of Prince, Cassandra wails and shrieks of Paris' role as destroyer of Troy. King Priam casts her into his prison. Paris sails for Sparta and seduces the beautiful Helen (@leothelioness ) during her husband, King Menelaus' (@MrMoe ) absence. Helen and Paris sail back for Troy.

King Agamemnon (@Post Tenebras Lux ) and Menelaus declare war on Troy.They assemble the Greek warriors together. All but two are present. Odysseus (@Hawthorne ) and Achilles(@GQ Chris ). Odysseus feigns madness but his tricks are discovered and he is forced to join the rest. The soldiers then persuade Achilles to join them and they set sail for Troy. They encounter unfavorable winds and discover that the Goddess Artemis demands a sacrifice. Iphigenia(@Quieted ) daughter of Agamemnon offers herself up as the sacrifice. Her death appeases Artemis and the Greek expedition reaches Troy.

Ten years of battle ensue. Hector (@ReesePiece23) is the valiant defender of Troy and son of Priam. He is aided by Aeneas(@SarahsKnight ) an ally from a neighboring land. Eventually, Achilles traps Hector outside the walls of Troy and slays him with a lance to his neck. He drags Hectors body behind his chariot all around the city walls of Troy. During a subsequent battle, Paris exacts revenge and shoots arrows into Achilles ankle and kills him. The Greeks, disheartened by the death of Achilles, and the long years of battle, construct a large hollow horse. Several soldiers: @YankeeGirl, @Darth Bagel , @Travelers.Soul , @Miss Spaulding and @MehGuy climb into the horse. The rest of the army fakes a retreat and sets sail to a nearby island to lie in wait. At Odysseus's instructions, a slave named Sinon(@TX-Matt) is left behind to convince the men of Troy that the Greeks have retreated and left the giant wooden horse as a present to appease the Goddess Athena. Sinon lies and states that he was chosen to be the human sacrifice to Athena but he ran away and hid. Cassandra and another priest Laocoon (@redblue22) warn the men of Troy that the horse is a trap. The Trojans ignore their warnings and bring the giant horse within the city walls. During the night, the soldiers break out of the horse, set fire to the city, and open the city gates for the remainder of the army. They slaughter most of the inhabitants of the city including King Priam and capture Cassandra. She returns to Sparta as the slave of Agamemnon.

 

[Rhamiel]

The CF Singles Trojan War

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King Priam (@mojoboy31 ) of Troy ordered his son Paris (@Rhamiel) to be left to die on Mount Ida. He had been forewarned by seers that Paris would one day be the destroyer of Troy. Paris is saved and nursed by a she bear (@blackribbon ). Paris' younger sister Cassandra(@Goodbook), was cursed of Apollo and doomed to have her prophecies disregarded as the ravings of a lunatic. When Paris returns to Troy to claim his title of Prince, Cassandra wails and shrieks of Paris' role as destroyer of Troy. King Priam casts her into his prison. Paris sails for Sparta and seduces the beautiful Helen (@leothelioness ) during her husband, King Menelaus' (@Mr.Moe) absence. Helen and Paris sail back for Troy.

King Agamemnon (@Post Tenebras Lux ) and Menelaus declare war on Troy.They assemble the Greek warriors together. All but two are present. Odysseus (@Hawthorne ) and Achilles(@GQ Chris ). Odysseus feigns madness but his tricks are discovered and he is forced to join the rest. The soldiers then persuade Achilles to join them and they set sail for Troy. They encounter unfavorable winds and discover that the Goddess Artemis demands a sacrifice. Iphigenia(@Quieted ) daughter of Agamemnon offers herself up as the sacrifice. Her death appeases Artemis and the Greek expedition reaches Troy.

Ten years of battle ensue. Hector (@ReesePiece23) is the valiant defender of Troy and son of Priam. He is aided by Aeneas(@SarahsKnight ) an ally from a neighboring land. Eventually, Achilles traps Hector outside the walls of Troy and slays him with a lance to his neck. He drags Hectors body behind his chariot all around the city walls of Troy. During a subsequent battle, Paris exacts revenge and shoots arrows into Achilles ankle and kills him. The Greeks, disheartened by the death of Achilles, and the long years of battle, construct a large hollow horse. Several soldiers: @YankeeGirl, @Darth Bagel , @Travelers.Soul , @Miss Spaulding and @MehGuy climb into the horse. The rest of the army fakes a retreat and sets sail to a nearby island to lie in wait. At Odysseus's instructions, a slave named Sinon(@TX-Matt) is left behind to convince the men of Troy that the Greeks have retreated and left the giant wooden horse as a present to appease the Goddess Athena. Sinon lies and states that he was chosen to be the human sacrifice to Athena but he ran away and hid. Cassandra and another priest Laocoon (@redblue22) warn the men of Troy that the horse is a trap. The Trojans ignore their warnings and bring the giant horse within the city walls. During the night, the soldiers break out of the horse, set fire to the city, and open the city gates for the remainder of the army. They slaughter most of the inhabitants of the city including King Priam and capture Cassandra. She returns to Sparta as the slave of Agamemnon.

very indepth!
the only thing I remember was Odysseus pretended he was crazy by plowing a beach and planting salt
to prove it was just an act Agamemnon throws Odysseus's young child infront of the plow and Odysseus instantly drops the acts and saves his son

I think I am remembering that part correctly

 

[RayofSun]

How I imagine how CFers will be when they are old...

Spoiler: Travelers.Soul

@Travelers.Soul will be a sweet elderly lady, often seen painting out in pretty meadows, and has done many paintings of scenery from her travels. She gives these scenic portraits to her family and grandchildren.

Spoiler: YankeeGirl

@YankeeGirl will be that energetic elderly lady who is often seen going for walks or jogs, or visiting the shopping mall with her friends, finding presents for her grandchildren.

Spoiler: kittysbecute

@kittysbecute Will be that cheerful elderly lady who often sits reading books with her cat.

Spoiler: GQ Chris

@GQ Chris will still be very active and be that elderly man who goes for jogs every day.

Spoiler: EyesOfKohl

@EyesOfKohl will be an old man who often goes on trips to the countryside and plays his guitar, he teaches his grandchildren all the wisdom he has gained from his life.

Spoiler: mojoboy

@mojoboy31 will be that elderly easy going gentleman, with his elderly wife, they will be the sweetest elderly couple you would ever meet.

Spoiler: Darth Bagel

@Darth Bagel will be one of those who never misses a baseball game and teaches his grandchildren how to play.

Spoiler: Miss Spaulding

@Miss Spaulding will be that one quiet elderly woman who takes her cat with her wherever she goes, including on visits to see her grandchildren.

Spoiler: Hawthorne

@Hawthorne is that elderly gentleman who spends most of his time in reading, writing, and prayer.

Spoiler: SarahsKnight

@SarahsKnight will be one of those charming elderly gentlemen who spends many pleasant days with his wife.

Spoiler: Goodbook

@Goodbook Will have a cat and spend much of her time in her garden.

Spoiler: Owlette

@Owlette will be a little old lady who speeds around on her motorcycle.

Spoiler: RayofSun

@RayofSun Will be that elderly lady that never stops doing fun things!

Spoiler: MrMoe

@MrMoe will spend most of his time with his sweetheart, and is one of the most devoted elderly husbands that you will ever meet.

Spoiler: Post Tenebras Lux

@Post Tenebras Lux after his readings and studies, is often found doing woodworking projects for family or checking his garden.

Oooh Quieted such a cool and unique idea.
And I truly truly hope that second picture is accurate.

 

[MrMoe]

If CF Singles was the:

Phase 2​

@.Mikha'el. is Heimdall. A complicated fellow.

@Quieted is Hawkeye's wife. Shows up unexpectedly then disappears again.

@Darth Bagel is Daredevil. Holds a mirror up to society. Very Catholic.

@TheGirlOnFire is Elektra. Fierce.

@ReesePiece23 is Antman. Likes Reese's pieces on his Baskin Robbins sandae.

@vanillaicecream is Wasp. Doesn't like Reese's Pieces.

@ks777 is Agent Coulson. Presumed dead.

@Miss Spaulding is Peggy Carter. Stuck in the 40s.

 

[Rhamiel]

ahahahah @MrMoe that was so good

 

[Hawthorne]

Bravo!

@Miss Spaulding's...

 

[SarahsKnight]

Traveler’s Soul fell in love with the handsome cop Sarah’sKnight.

After reading this story from @JeffofGallifrey over more closely, @Travelers.Soul, I just realized something. Since I was a law enforcement official and you were a detective in this story, I think this makes us the protagonist couple from The Evil Within.

(It was this game I played recently on Steam and really liked, where the main character was a cop who had recently been promoted to Detective, and the woman he worked with and eventually married after falling in love with her was already a detective by occupational status when she came to be partnered with him. But unfortunately for you, this would mean that you go missing early on in the spinoff sequel to Jeff's story, and I as your bereaved husband get trapped in someone's diabolical nightmare world that he made up for me and several other people, fighting for my life while uselessly trying to find out what had become of you when you ended up on a missing poster.)

 

[Goodbook]

Miss Jamaica, Miss Kenya, Miss Lithuania, Miss Malaysia all make inspiring speeches but Toro is really waiting for Miss Mexico. But Saucy seems to skip the M's and is now to the 'N's.

And next up...Miss New Zealand!

There is some confusion as Miss New Zealand is nowhere to be found. Saucy seems flustered. He enlists his co-host Eyes of Kohl to find her. Perhaps she's next to Miss Australia and forgot our alphabetical lineup for this section of the contest?

 

[ReesePiece23]

@vanillaicecream is Wasp. Doesn't like Reese's Pieces.​

That is indeed the case. I'm nothing but a big bag of E-numbers and hydrogenated fat...

... Thus giving the poor girl an acute case of the splats every time she looks at me.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

After reading this story from @JeffofGallifrey over more closely, @Travelers.Soul, I just realized something. Since I was a law enforcement official and you were a detective in this story, I think this makes us the protagonist couple from The Evil Within.

(It was this game I played recently on Steam and really liked, where the main character was a cop who had recently been promoted to Detective, and the woman he worked with and eventually married after falling in love with her was already a detective by occupational status when she came to be partnered with him. But unfortunately for you, this would mean that you go missing early on in the spinoff sequel to Jeff's story, and I as your bereaved husband get trapped in someone's diabolical nightmare world that he made up for me and several other people, fighting for my life while uselessly trying to find out what had become of you when you ended up on a missing poster.)

So, I go missing and no one ever finds me or finds out what happens to me?! I am sorry to have caused you so much pain.

Sounds like an interesting game.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I'm totally okay with being stuck in the 40s.

Strike up the band, y'all.

 

[SarahsKnight]

So, I go missing and no one ever finds me or finds out what happens to me?! I am sorry to have caused you so much pain.

Unfortunately I do not ever find you. That's the bad part of the ending, but the good part is at least I escape Ruvik's crazy nightmare mind trap with a few other survivors and I go on to live the rest of my life as a good and honorable detective without my dependency on alcohol to alleviate the pain of losing you.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Unfortunately I do not ever find you. That's the bad part of the ending, but the good part is at least I escape Ruvik's crazy nightmare mind trap with a few other survivors and I go on to live the rest of my life as a good and honorable detective without my dependency on alcohol to alleviate the pain of losing you.

Well....at least one of us survived.

 

[SarahsKnight]

I'm sorry that you didn't, Miss Ireland. .... But perhaps it won't happen to you in real life so long as you don't become a cop or marry one.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I'm sorry that you didn't, Miss Ireland. .... But perhaps it won't happen to you in real life so long as you don't become a cop or marry one.

O.O

 

[Goodbook]

Eyes of Kohl finds Miss New Zealand hiding backstage in her woolly Swandri outifit, biting her nails. I can't go on! She whispers, I'm terrified of public speaking! Send Miss Oz out instead, she's more confident than me.

Miss Oz? What country is that? I've never heard of it.
I mean Miss Australia. She's in her bikini hot pants. She's the one that looks like Kylie Minogue. We're meant to be cousins, and besides, she can take the credit for New Zealand, they always do. Miss New Zealand sighs. Nobody will know. Everyone thinks we are the same country anyway.

Miss New Zealand's mascara is running. Eyes of Kohl hands her a tissue. You know, I can help with your makeup dilemma.

 

[William67]

Eyes of Kohl finds Miss New Zealand hiding backstage in her woolly Swandri outifit, biting her nails. I can't go on! She whispers, I'm terrified of public speaking! Send Miss Oz out instead, she's more confident than me.

Miss Oz? What country is that? I've never heard of it.
I mean Miss Australia. She's in her bikini hot pants. She's the one that looks like Kylie Minogue. We're meant to be cousins, and besides, she can take the credit for New Zealand, they always do. Miss New Zealand sighs. Nobody will know. Everyone thinks we are the same country anyway.

Miss New Zealand's mascara is running. Eyes of Kohl hands her a tissue. You know, I can help with your makeup dilemma.

Wait! Australia and New Zealand aren't the same country? Next thing you will tell me is that Canada isn't part of the US.