The You Test #7

[Miss Spaulding]

Because I can.

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely):
2. Favorite type of cookie:
3. Best film of the 1990s:
4. How do you like your eggs?:
5. Favorite board game:
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?:
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?:
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg:
9. What is the worst household chore?:
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?:
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?:
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy):
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?:
14. Have you ever given a speech?:
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?:
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?:
17. How do you like your hot tea?:
18. Are freckles cute?:
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?:
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?:

 

[MehGuy]

Hey.. I think number 20 is for me too. Lol.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

Well...anything for my son, so...

 

[EazyMack]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): The one not smoking.
2. Favorite type of cookie: Yes.
3. Best film of the 1990s: Back then, I'd have said Dumb & Dumber.
4. How do you like your eggs?: With bacon.
5. Favorite board game: Monopoly.
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: Couple houses, couple cars, and a batting cage.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: The one who kept signing up under different names, posting threads about how demonic tattoos are. Couple years ago.
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: A hand patch on my leg.
9. What is the worst household chore?: Cleaning the bathroom.
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes.
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: No.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): I'll go down with the Jews.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: Pretty sure they're room temperature.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Not yet.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: Quite the opposite.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Mrs. Beldin.
17. How do you like your hot tea?: Not that hot.
18. Are freckles cute?: Depends.
19. Pick your weapon- sword, gun, or bow and arrow?: I carry my guns everywhere I go. :cantfindemojiarmflex:
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: @GQ Chris - because he's my life coach.

 

[Leah71]

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[William67]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): Bogart (Cagney, like Alan Ladd, was a munchkin, IRL)
2. Favorite type of cookie: Raisin Chocolate Oatmeal
3. Best film of the 1990s: Forest Gump
4. How do you like your eggs?: Fried, over easy.
5. Favorite board game: Monopoly
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: Invest in property.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: Don't really know.
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: Eye patch. Arrrrg Ive always wanted to be a pirate.
9. What is the worst household chore?: Washing dishes
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Yes
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Nazi, if I had to choose.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: Not if you add capsaicin to it.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Yes.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: Yes, but chocolate is the best.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Heerzyur Sammich
17. How do you like your hot tea?: With milk and sugar
18. Are freckles cute?: Absolutely!
19. Pick your weapon- sword, gun, or bow and arrow?: Firearm. A "gun" is an artillery piece.
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer? I plead the 5th.

 

[Dante116]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): This question sounds like a trap.
2. Favorite type of cookie: Normal choc-chip (prefer it to double or white) or some kind of apple/oat thing. If including UK biscuits, chocolate digestives.
3. Best film of the 1990s: Ghost in the Shell
4. How do you like your eggs?: Fried, sunny-side up
5. Favorite board game: DIXIT, but I have lots of board games for different situations depending on what I and my companions are in the mood for.
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: Probably give most of it away, and possibly get a new car and a little to help publish a product I'm working on.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: Bottom left four letter keys of a standard English keyboard
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: Eye-patch, for sure.
9. What is the worst household chore?: I dislike the dishes I guess.
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: When I was really little. During school years I walked straight into a lamp-post because of being too much in my head and not paying attention to my surroundings.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Not MehGuy, so no need to answer.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: cooler than metal candy?
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Yes, as a best-man most memorably, and some insignificant ones during work training days and school and so on.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: I find it too sweet myself.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Beatrice Portinari.
17. How do you like your hot tea?: Milk, no sugar.
18. Are freckles cute?: 100% yes
19. Pick your weapon- sword, gun, or bow and arrow?: What for? For imagery, the sword.
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: See answer to question one.

 

[DabriaShae]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): Who?
2. Favorite type of cookie: Oatmeal raisin or triple chocolate.
3. Best film of the 1990s: My favorite Disney princess came out in 1991- Beauty and the Beast.
4. How do you like your eggs?: Scrambled or over-medium.
5. Favorite board game: The Game of Life
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?:
COLLEGE TUITION ($80,000+), help parents out with loans/debts, clothing haul, but a small house in Colorado.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: "Why doesn't anyone like me?" guy. There's one in particular...
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: eye-patch... Arg mateys.
9. What is the worst household chore?: Cleaning the toilet.
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes.
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Always.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Nazi or Jap? ...neither if I can do it.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: No. Gross. Stop.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Yes, many.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: Yes, for a reason.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Jameson Grey Van Ziek (Yes, I have put a lot of thought into it. No, I don't know anyone named this.)
17. How do you like your hot tea?: A little stevia- that's it.
18. Are freckles cute?: Yes!
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Bow and arrow all the way.
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: Miss Spaulding is the coolest of all y'all.

 

[SnowyMacie]

Because I can.

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely):

Whoever you want me to answer?

2. Favorite type of cookie:

Snickerdoodles

3. Best film of the 1990s:

Shawshank Redemption or Forrest Gump

4. How do you like your eggs?:

Scrambled

5. Favorite board game:

I'm a big fan of Life and Risk

6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?:

Pay off my student loans, and buy a house in Colorado

7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?:

I don't like her, but Going Merry/hl2/Seiben/etc. is the greatest troll

8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg:

Eye patch

9. What is the worst household chore?:

Cleaning the bathroom

10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?:

Not even Satan himself would wish that upon someone.

11. Have you ever fallen down in public?:

Yes

12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy):

Nazi, only because Europe has a better climate than Southeast Asia

13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?:

I don't like candy

14. Have you ever given a speech?:

Yes

15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?:

No

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?:

I don't know...I've always liked the name Claire

17. How do you like your hot tea?:

Hot?

18. Are freckles cute?:

Yes

19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?:

Sword

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?:

Darth and I could get our way around.

 

[Eryk]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): Bogart in Casablanca
2. Favorite type of cookie: Oatmeal and raisin
3. Best film of the 1990s: Schindler's List
4. How do you like your eggs?: Scrambled
5. Favorite board game: I don't like games
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: Half on my church and half in savings.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?:
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: Peg leg
9. What is the worst household chore?: Unclogging a toilet
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yep
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Spectacularly
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Nazi. Japanese POW camps had more fatalities.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: Not to me.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: No.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: Yes.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: No one, I'm happily single.
17. How do you like your hot tea?: Yorkshire Gold, no cream or sugar
18. Are freckles cute?: The cutest
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Firearm.
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: I don't want to embarrass anyone.

 

[Leah71]

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[mojoboy31]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely):

Oh, gee. I've no idea.... XP

2. Favorite type of cookie:

Homemade. Peanut butter, and chocolate chips.

3. Best film of the 1990s:

True Lies.

4. How do you like your eggs?:

Scrambled into stir-fried rice.

5. Favorite board game:

Life.

6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?:

Invest it.

7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?:

So tempted to say Gracie, just cause 'grace'.... But no. It has to be Mehguy. Congrats, Mehguy.

8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg:

Eyepatch.

9. What is the worst household chore?:

Bleaching the shower.

10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?:

Ha, dozens upon dozens of times. It doesn't even hurt anymore.

11. Have you ever fallen down in public?:

I have indeed.

12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy):

Japanese. More chances of being rescued.

13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?:

No. Milkyway ftw.

14. Have you ever given a speech?:

In youth group.

15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?:

Yes. It's strawberries, and it's ice cream. How in the world could it be overrated?

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?:

[insert future wife's name here]

17. How do you like your hot tea?:

With honey a bit of cream.

18. Are freckles cute?:

Oh yes. Definitely.

19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?:

Whatever it takes to defeat my opponent at the time.

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?:

Anyone who would know what things to eat and not eat.

 

[mojoboy31]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): Who?

Oh come on.....

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: None. If I was I'd use a hacksaw to cut their hand off to get away and let them bleed out

*coughs* okay.... I revise my earlier to answer to: "anyone except Leah71".....

 

[MehGuy]

1. [/COLOR]James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely):

Who are these people?

2. Favorite type of cookie:

Chocolate chip cookie.. (only one.. lol)

3. Best film of the 1990s:

Schindler's List

4. How do you like your eggs?:

Eggs make me queasy..

5. Favorite board game:

Risk..

6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?:

I think that's enough to get the 20 dollar alarm clock..

7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?:

This one neonazi guy.. he was funny..

8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg:

Hook hand. It's a weapon but would be unPC for people to take it away, lol..

9. What is the worst household chore?:

Cleaning up bloody vomit..

10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?:

Yeah. I even stepped on a nail once and it went through my foot.

11. Have you ever fallen down in public?:

Constantly..

12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy):

Well the Nazis were generally kind to Americans (who they viewed as fellow nordics.. lol)

13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?:

Kts a good suicide candy.. lol.

14. Have you ever given a speech?:

Yes at school, like everyone else on the planet.. lol.

15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?:

Yeah.

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?:

Mia..

17. How do you like your hot tea?:

I hate tea. Trick question..

18. Are freckles cute?:

Not really..

19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?:

Firearm..

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?:

Whoever the cutest CF dame is.. lol.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): James Cagney, although, I do love Bogart as well.
2. Favorite type of cookie: Oatmeal.
3. Best film of the 1990s: Dances With Wolves.
4. How do you like your eggs?: I hate eggs.
5. Favorite board game: Clue.
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: On a trip somewhere, pay off debt (if any), get an old GTO or Dodge Charger...
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: Not the greatest, but I'm partial to greatnews. Lol
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: Hook of course.
9. What is the worst household chore?: Dusting.
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes. What a nightmare...
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Lol, naturally.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp: Definitely a Nazi camp. The Japs were unreasonably torturous.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: No. I hate candy.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Yes, and it was the single worst experience of my life just about.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: Yes.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Dude, was I like smoking pot last night when I came up with these questions? ......Les. I'll go with Les because, hey, I like that name.
17. How do you like your hot tea?: Cream and honey. Or just cream sometimes.
18. Are freckles cute?: Well...I have freckles, so...
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Sword.
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: (male) Patrick Bateman, (female) YankeeGirl.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

@Miss Spaulding, thank you!!

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): Neither (sorry)
2. Favorite type of cookie: peanut butter or white chocolate macadamia nut cookies
3. Best film of the 1990s: the worst was Titanic
4. How do you like your eggs?: scrambled most often...
5. Favorite board game:Clue
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: I'd pay off all my family's debt, buy a car, and give the rest away.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: I have no idea
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: eye-patch
9. What is the worst household chore?: Washing the dishes
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes and I have a scar on the bottom of my foot in the shape of said lego.
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Yep, I'm graceful like that.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Then I won't answer it.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: Are we talking pop rocks or the rock candy on a stick? If pop rocks then yes.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Yes, multiple time, usually in front of a class.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?:No! Ugh...disgusting...blah.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: .....
17. How do you like your hot tea?: with a little milk and 1 lump of sugar
18. Are freckles cute?: Sure, why not?
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Firearm
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?:

 

[Take Heart]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): I uh..have no id-OH HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? > - >;;
2. Favorite type of cookie: Chewy Chocolate chip cookies
3. Best film of the 1990s: Don't really watch much movies now-a-days, but if I had to choose, I'd pick Lion King
4. How do you like your eggs?: Depends. For sushi, scrambled; for rice, sunny-side down with a runny yolk
5. Favorite board game: Snakes and ladders
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: Franchise a doughnut/cafe restaurant and help feed the homeless.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: no idea
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: Eye patch
9. What is the worst household chore?: I honestly don't mind chores- but I guess cleaning the toilets?
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes..
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: I think so..I've tripped countless times. Ah! I think I fell while walking on an icy side walk.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Ugh, I've read a documentary about Japanese POW camps and I've seen pictures of Nazi POW camps..I refuse to choose > - >;;
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: I like war heads, nerds, tropical skittles, fruit gushers, andd.. fruit roll ups. Yes..you heard right. Fruit. roll. ups.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Yep, many times during elementary and high school.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: maybe. I like strawberry, mint chocolate, chocolate, anything shortcake, and a whole other swamp of flavors.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: well, I'm celibate.. but if I had to choose a 'fantasy' spouse name, I'd have it be Zychro Pierce[lol] or Isaiah
17. How do you like your hot tea?: hot and black- no sugar, no milk
18. Are freckles cute?: Yes, they're adorable ♥
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Bow & arrow
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: I don't know many CFer's yet..so uhh.. no one? just give me Jesus.

 

[mojoboy31]

Dude, was I like smoking pot last night when I came up with these questions?

Ahem. The fact you don't remember is somewhat telling.... ;P

 

[William67]

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Dude, was I like smoking pot last night when I came up with these questions? ......Les. I'll go with Les because, hey, I like that name.

And more Les Nessman

 

[mojoboy31]

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WKRP in Cincinnati!