The You Test #7

[MiniEmu]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely)
Violetta Elvin.

2. Favorite type of cookie
The kind that is a Pontefract cake, and therefore not a cookie at all.

3. Best film of the 1990s
Jurassic Park

4. How do you like your eggs?
Chocolate coated.

5. Favorite board game
What Shall I Be? The Exciting Game for Career Girls.

6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?
Buck-a-roo is a game, silly. You can't spend games. You play them. A million buck-a-roos must be fairly fun.

7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?
The Skogfru...

8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg
Hook hand.

9. What is the worst household chore?
Unblocking the toilet.

10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?
Yes.

11. Have you ever fallen down in public?
I fell off a horse in public. That counts.

12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy):
UK POW camp. Thank you very much.

13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?
Fruit ice is the coolest candy ever.

14. Have you ever given a speech?
I soapbox all the time.

15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?
Pistachio ice cream is underrated.

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?
Winston

17. How do you like your hot tea?
Cold.

18. Are freckles cute?
Depends who they are on.

19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?
Boomerang.

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?
I'm going to say Goodbook, for reasons I'm not entirely sure about.


One of the answers above is true.

 

[Toro]

I guess I could pick Toro. All I would have to do is have a supply of tacos and he would be oblivious to everything going on around him.

If only this were a joke. Sadly, its truth.

I would make for a poor security detail in a spy movie.

They bring tacos.... I would be so distracted there would be no elaborate plans of hanging from the ceiling.

They would drop the tacos in front of me and if there were a good number of tacos and a large bottle of Cholula hot sauce ..... I would be distracted for at least 10 mins where they could just walk right out the door. Alarms going off and everything.

Mmmmmm..... see what you did? Now I REALLY want tacos and I have none.

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): James Bogart.
2. Favorite type of cookie: Oatmeal
3. Best film of the 1990s: Too many good ones.
4. How do you like your eggs?: I like my eggs like I like to be kicked in the head.
5. Favorite board game: Monopoly I guess.
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: On items I can easily sell afterwards so I can keep the bulk of the million.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: I have no idea
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg:I guess Id go eyepatch.
9. What is the worst household chore?:Dishes
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?:Yes
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Yes
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Tough call
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: No
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Sort of. Never in a capacity standing in front of a microphone though.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: No, ice cream in itself is OVER rated.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: I don't care what fantasy name is tacked to her. I just want something useful like her actual name.
17. How do you like your hot tea?: I dont like hot beverages
18. Are freckles cute?: I don't really think of them, but I guess they could be.
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Depends on its purpose. I love all of them. Guns being my least favorite, but still fun too shoot. In general. Sword.
20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: I would drive anyone insane. Dreams, Owly, Mojo, the Hippie, I wouldn't want to be handcuffed, but if I were no one on CF would bother me.

 

[Girl on Fire for God]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart
???

2. Favorite type of cookie:
Sugar cookie!!

3. Best film of the 1990s:
Not Sure.

4. How do you like your eggs?:
I like deviled eggs

5. Favorite board game:
Life and Monopoly

6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?:
First I would pay off all of my family's debts and then I would give the rest for my church and mission work I want to do.

7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?:
I haven't been around long enough to know any

8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg:
What???

9. What is the worst household chore?:
Cleaning toilets

10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?:
Yes......owww

11. Have you ever fallen down in public?:
Not that I can remember

12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy):
Ummm none of the above

13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?:
No

14. Have you ever given a speech?:
Yes

15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?:
Its not my favorite

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?:
Not sure but I couldn't fall for a guy named josh again.

17. How do you like your hot tea?:
I dont like tea

18. Are freckles cute?:
Yes

19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?:
Firearm

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?
I dont know many but I would probably pick SpiritReborn

 

[mojoboy31]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart
???

 

[Hawthorne]

Kids these days!

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I die inside a little more each time someone can't answer that question.

 

[Tom Mix]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): - For picking up women Bogart, for street fights Cagney.

2. Favorite type of cookie: - Chocolate Chip with milk all the way.

3. Best film of the 1990s: - Other than Buffalo 66 there were none.

4. How do you like your eggs?: - Scrambled.

5. Favorite board game: - Checkers then Backgammon then Monopoly.

6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: - 500 acers in the Ozarks, a new Kawasaki 650 enduro, by all the parts to rebuild my Jeep, 50 pallets of SPAM, 50 pallets of 1 gallon jugs of water, 50 pallets of 1 gallon cans of green beans, 1 BIC lighter and a Marlin 1895 Cowboy in 45-70.

7. Who is the greatest to grace Singles?: - If God ever logged on, Him. (I just re-read this and I did not see troll, that would be me).

8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: - I like my women with all three.

9. What is the worst household chore?: - Dishes.

10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: - As a dad I learned to dump my boots out before putting them on. Not only have I step on a Leggo but try putting your boots on only to have one in the toe.

11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: - Probably.

12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): - Both suck but the Germans probable treated us a little better than the Japs did.

13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: - If this was 1880 maybe but only if I had never seen red liquorice.

14. Have you ever given a speech?: - Yes.

15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: - Only when compared to Vanilla.

16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: - I do not have a fantasy spouse but Megan Kelly would be just fine.

17. How do you like your hot tea?: - over ice.

18. Are freckles cute?: - On some people yes, on some people no.

19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: - I use them all.

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: - Probable one of the guys as I could not care if they see me take a dump.

 

[Gnarwhal]

1. James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart (^choose wisely): Bogey all day, every day.
2. Favorite type of cookie: Chocolate crackle cookies. NO OTHER ANSWER IS VALID.
3. Best film of the 1990s: Angels in the Outfield.
4. How do you like your eggs?: Eggs benedict.
5. Favorite board game: Risk.
6. You have 24 hrs to spend 1 million buck-a-roos. How do you spend it?: I'd add up how much I'd need to charter a jet to go to a bunch of random places in that time period, and then I'd give the rest to charity. OR, I'd exchange it for $1M in pennies, walk around Las Vegas with cargo pants full of pennies, and when homeless people hit me up for change I set off a car alarm sound and tell them they hit the jackpot while I throw pennies at them.
7. Who is the greatest troll to grace Singles?: Either Goodbook or zxcv.
8. Choose- eye-patch, hook hand, or peg leg: Eye patch. I need my limbs.
9. What is the worst household chore?: Dishes. I hate touching other people's leftover food. Ugh.
10. Have you ever stepped on a Lego?: Yes. People died thereafter.
11. Have you ever fallen down in public?: Oh yeah, I face planted at school back in Jr High.
12. Choose- Japanese POW camp or Nazi POW camp (this one is for you, MehGuy): Nazi camp. Just watch The Great Raid, despite the the Nazi's inhumane treatment of everyone else, they were generally more hospitable to Allied POW's than the Japanese were.
13. Is rock candy the coolest candy ever?: I could take it or leave it.
14. Have you ever given a speech?: Multiple. Not my idea.
15. Is strawberry ice cream underrated?: Extremely so.
16. What is your fantasy spouse's name?: Probably Katie... or Emily... or Maggie. I like classical names. None of this "hi my name is Tayleeeiigh, good luck spelling it" post-modern nonsense.
17. How do you like your hot tea?: With a dab of honey.
18. Are freckles cute?: Totes adorbs.
19. Pick your weapon- sword, firearm, or bow and arrow?: Whip.

20. You're lost and handcuffed to a CFer for 24 hrs. Which CFer?: So... is this a bondage thing? That's kinky. Not sure I'll say who I want tying me up—er, cuffing me.