Singles Matchmakers Game (10)

[Toro]

Haha, I am not that violent. If I wanted to punish you, I'd just mess up the taco mixture, lol. That would probably hurt far worse anyway. Plus, I like my violin too much to smash your skull with it

NOT THE TACOS!!!!!

Bash my skull with a 2x4 instead.

 

[William67]

Haha, I am not that violent. If I wanted to punish you, I'd just mess up the taco mixture, lol. That would probably hurt far worse anyway. Plus, I like my violin too much to smash your skull with it

Ha!!! I knew all along that Canadian "niceness" was pure propaganda. We are on to your dastardly agenda. Sending Celine Dion here was just the first assault wave!!!

 

[LoveDivine]

Ha!!! I knew all along that Canadian "niceness" was pure propaganda. We are on to your dastardly agenda. Sending Celine Dion here was just the first assault wave!!!

Lol. We also gave you Justin Bieber

 

[William67]

Lol. We also gave you Justin Bieber

Does Canadian villainy know no bounds??? Next thing you know you will try to replace real football with soccer and force us to watch hockey!!! But we shall foil this evil plot!!!

 

[LoveDivine]

Does Canadian villainy know no bounds??? Next thing you know you will try to replace real football with soccer and force us to watch hockey!!! But we shall foil this evil plot!!!

No, we only give you the things/people we want to get rid of. We love hockey and are very possessive over the game. We're more than happy to allow you your football games. Most Canadians feel a pang every time the Stanley Cup is won by an American hockey team. Oh, and there is such joy when Team Canada beats team USA in the olympics in hockey

 

[High Fidelity]

Oh, and there is such joy when Team Canada beats team USA in the olympics in hockey

Followed by utter depression when you realise Crosby was the one to do it.

 

[William67]

No, we only give you the things/people we want to get rid of. We love hockey and are very possessive over the game. We're more than happy to allow you your football games. Most Canadians feel a pang every time the Stanley Cup is won by an American hockey team. Oh, and there is such joy when Team Canada beats team USA in the olympics in hockey

You cant fool me, young lady. We are finally on to you Canadians!

 

[Toro]

No, we only give you the things/people we want to get rid of. We love hockey and are very possessive over the game. We're more than happy to allow you your football games. Most Canadians feel a pang every time the Stanley Cup is won by an American hockey team. Oh, and there is such joy when Team Canada beats team USA in the olympics in hockey

Well, go back to the Canada of old then. Give us your John Candy's and you Micheal J Fox's..... you can take back your Bieber and you Celine and what the heck. We will throw in the Kardashians for your troubles.

Of course there is such joy when you win at hockey....... its the ONLY thing you can beat us at.

 

[MehGuy]

What? Canada is awesome.

When my relatives immigrated from Europe they actually settled in Canada first. Lol.

Then again, maybe America rejected them.. and they had to go to the loser country.

 

[LoveDivine]

Well, go back to the Canada of old then. Give us your John Candy's and you Micheal J Fox's..... you can take back your Bieber and you Celine and what the heck. We will throw in the Kardashians for your troubles.

Of course there is such joy when you win at hockey....... its the ONLY thing you can beat us at.

But we are masters of the universe at hockey! And since it really is a gladiatorial game on ice, there is some pride in that

 

[MehGuy]

Canadians are pretty hot too. Seriously.. They're hogging all the good genetics.

 

[William67]

You know, since Im a fan of Star Trek, I am torn on whether or not to sent William Shatner back to Canada. But they can definitely have Bieber back. In fact, I would personally build the trebuchet to send him back, first class air.

 

[Toro]

But we are masters of the universe at hockey! And since it really is a gladiatorial game on ice, there is some pride in that

You don't get to be "master of the universe" at nothin either...... He-Man..... American!

 

[LoveDivine]

You don't get to be "master of the universe" at nothin either...... He-Man..... American!

We do if we win the gold medal in both guys and girls hockey every single olympics. The Russians used to be a problem, but we dispensed with them

 

[MehGuy]

Beiber was born in a dumpster, lol.

 

[Toro]

We do if we win the gold medal in both guys and girls hockey every single olympics. The Russians used to be a problem, but we dispensed with them

Yes, but who got rid of the REAL Russian threat?

Yup..... an American.

 

[LoveDivine]

Beiber was born in a dumpster, lol.

Lol. Technically he was born in Stratford Ontario. Not all that far from where I live

 

[LoveDivine]

Yes, but who got rid of the REAL Russian threat?

Yup..... an American.

Are you referring to Miracle on Ice?

 

[Toro]

Lol. Technically he was born in Stratford Ontario. Not all that far from where I live

Awww

Well if you come here, I'll tell them you've always been a Texan eh.

 

[MehGuy]

Lol. Technically he was born in Stratford Ontario. Not all that far from where I live

A dumpster ain't Canadian soil, lol.