I just thought of another good analogy for the way SDAs "keep" the "Sabbath."
" Their "Sabbath" is like visiting McDonald's when they have one of their "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie-themed nights, then bragging to friends they experienced real Jamaican cooking. Or eating a McRib sandwich and pretending you've experienced Kansas City Barbecue.
Their "Sabbath" is completely stripped of all meaningful customs, necessary traditions and Jewish interpretations of the day, as though someone suddenly smacked themselves on the forehead and said "Today, I am going to design a Sabbath Day." And then did, with the aid of a voice(s) in their head and "Solo Scriptura."
The rest of the Sabbath and Feast Days? Their own theology professor Samuele Bachiochi, having proved beyond all doubt that Ellen White was a fraud and a false prophet, twisted Colossians 2:14-17 into a pretzel, which now DOES require keeping all of the other monthly and yearly Sabbaths and Feast Days. I am assuming the Church leadership has not let the "rank and file" know about this development, otherwise the present massive hemorrhage of members would become a deranged stampede out of the Church.
Although some of SDA's nuttier, but more honest ultra-fundamentalists are talking this logic out to its obvious necessary end-point: Emphatically rejecting all of the Epistles of Paul ("incorporated too much Greek and Roman ideas), and building the necessary backyard temples and commencing weekly, animal sacrifices.
" Their "Sabbath" is like visiting McDonald's when they have one of their "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie-themed nights, then bragging to friends they experienced real Jamaican cooking. Or eating a McRib sandwich and pretending you've experienced Kansas City Barbecue.
Their "Sabbath" is completely stripped of all meaningful customs, necessary traditions and Jewish interpretations of the day, as though someone suddenly smacked themselves on the forehead and said "Today, I am going to design a Sabbath Day." And then did, with the aid of a voice(s) in their head and "Solo Scriptura."
The rest of the Sabbath and Feast Days? Their own theology professor Samuele Bachiochi, having proved beyond all doubt that Ellen White was a fraud and a false prophet, twisted Colossians 2:14-17 into a pretzel, which now DOES require keeping all of the other monthly and yearly Sabbaths and Feast Days. I am assuming the Church leadership has not let the "rank and file" know about this development, otherwise the present massive hemorrhage of members would become a deranged stampede out of the Church.
Although some of SDA's nuttier, but more honest ultra-fundamentalists are talking this logic out to its obvious necessary end-point: Emphatically rejecting all of the Epistles of Paul ("incorporated too much Greek and Roman ideas), and building the necessary backyard temples and commencing weekly, animal sacrifices.
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