Yes, I like to mock my friends and I try to
do it in a Pharisaical sort of way.
So you're saying that you understand it better than the Bible translators?
Actually, I understand it in the way that most other Bible translators took it:
New American Standard Bible (©1995)
"You shall not make for yourself an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth.
New Living Translation (©2007)
"You must not make for yourself an idol of any kind or an image of anything in the heavens or on the earth or in the sea.
Holman Christian Standard Bible (©2009)
Do not make an idol for yourself, whether in the shape of anything in the heavens above or on the earth below or in the waters under the earth.
International Standard Version (©2012)
"You are not to make for yourselves an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above, or on earth below, or in the water under the earth.
GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Never make your own carved idols or statues that represent any creature in the sky, on the earth, or in the water.
World English Bible
"You shall not make for yourselves an idol, nor any image of anything that is in the heavens above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
While there are many versions which use the word "graven image", the Strong's is quite honest about what the word means:
פֶּסֶל
pecel
masculine noun
TWOT Reference: 1788a
Root Word (Etymology): From פָּסַל (H6458)
1) idol, image
So, where there is disagreement among translators, I will go with the definition. I am, myself, a translator, though not in these languages. I understand the rules of translating and interpreting. I understand enough that I can look at the language, with a basic understanding of how the process works, and use the definitions to determine what it means. It would probably take me a while to translate a passage without the Internet, but I could get by. The word means Idol, there are many translators which use the word. Therefore, I go with the evidence