If we have a conclusion that doesn't follow from the premises, it's still a conclusion.
I beg to differ. "Conclusion" is a term that has a particular meaning derived from logic. The very criticism of statements that don´t follow from their premises is that they aren´t conclusions (they are non sequiturs, they don´t follow).
Just because the form implies a conclusion doesn´t make it so. If I change your example into "Purple quick to loud
because the entropy desk" this doesn´t make it a conclusion (although the "because" suggests it is).
But there's a differenece between saying "Purple quickly to loud the entropy desk" and saying "Pharaoh hardened his own heart, even though it was God who did it."
Of course I will concede that there is a difference between them (as is between any two different statements) - I´m just not seeing how the latter is any more meaningful than the first.
But it does tell us who hardened Pharaoh's heart - Pharaoh himself!
No, it tells us it was God.
Perhaps, but wouldn't God need to be omnipotent in order to do that?
God would have to be omnipotent in order to be not omnipotent (while being omnipotent at the same time)? No, he would have to be
not omnipotent - as is clearly stated by the premise.

(That´s the very problem: All you get is word salad and category errors, once you allow for illogical statements).
True, but if that's just the way God is, then we can't refuse to accept it on the grounds that we don't understand it.
So do I get that right: I just need to declare something to be beyond logic, and you will be hard-pressed to accept this premise?
But if they carry meaning for God, then that's the important thing.
Maybe to God, but not to me. My conceptualization is bound by logic.
"The most basic axiom of Fairies is that 'Purple quickly to loud the entropy desk'". - so does that render this statement meaningful to me? No.
Am I under any obligation to accept any of the preassumptions. No.
Just because someone requests me to accept nonsense as sense doesn´t put any burden whatsoever on me.
At least I would ask for the same right. That might make for a nice surreal and absurd conversation and be fun as long as it lasts...add some drugs, and we could have some real fun.
I do agree with you there. This whole thing does have the potential to be misused.
I am not sure where you draw the line between legitimate use and abuse here.
Again, true, but then again, a sparrow would likely say the same thing about quantum mechanics.
Yes, that´s why we don´t hear sparrows praising the benefits of quantum mechanics - and rightly so: We would know (by virtue of your very premise that they don´t even have any clue what they are talking about. Yet, we hear humans praising the benefits and superiority of illogicality.
Your analogy has some serious flaws, don´t you think?
Actually, we are talking about a sparrow who tells his fellow sparrows that quantum mechanics is the best thing since sliced bread ("but please don´t ask me what intelligible statements it makes, or how it makes any sense"). In fact, we are talking about a sparrow who propagates that "Purple quick to loud
because the entropy desk" is the ultimate wisdom ("but don´t ask me what that´s supposed to mean").
Personally, I would encourage every sparrow to rigorously refuse to discuss quantum mechanics.
But if we take the Bible at face value, then it is likely that God already has.
I see no reason to take the Bible at face value, in the first place.
Even more so, I don´t think that "illogicality" and "face value" belong in the same sentence.
I don´t think it´s much of a concession, but: When utter nonsense and alleged ultimate "truth" become indistinguishable, I´ll just refuse to play.