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Evolution Proven!

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I put a Coke in my fridge and when I went to get a drink it was a Pepsi. *play twilight zone music softly in your head*

Nah... Pepsi and Coke are just subspecies of the Cola Fizzirus species. It's not as amazing as you might think, it's basic microevolution.

I once made a cup of coffee and it turned into a glass of water when I came back to drink it. That's some proper macroevolution right there. Of course, my sister tried to come up with some nonsense about how she'd moved the coffee to make a glass of water, but I know what I saw.
 
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Nah... Pepsi and Coke are just subspecies of the Cola Fizzirus species. It's not as amazing as you might think, it's basic microevolution.

I once made a cup of coffee and it turned into a glass of water when I came back to drink it. That's some proper macroevolution right there. Of course, my sister tried to come up with some nonsense about how she'd moved the coffee to make a glass of water, but I know what I saw.


I blame suppression of these ideas on the joint operations of the illuminati and the masons.
 
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I heard on from someone here that it was a cow that gave brith to a lamb and was skeptical, but now that I've seen what the real story from Turkey published in Pravda... I'm convinced it's true!
 
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No it shows that creationists <actually id rather say some people> have a distorted view of what evolution is. Which is unfortunally the result of ignorance and missinformation spread by the rumormill that is kent&co.

Just once, id like to see those voices the entire creationist community seem to follow blindly explain what evolution honestly is. without including a "fish had < staff edit > with a monkey and that made you" thrown in there. though i supose we're half way there. "micro" evolution is a start. next will be trying to relate that some things take more then a human life time to become apparent. but creationists have come a long way from "goddidit" to "goddidsomeofitwithmicroevolution". Guess its a matter of being patient and understanding with them.
 
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No it shows that creationists <actually id rather say some people> have a distorted view of what evolution is.
Did the angels evolve?

Did their alleles change over time?
 
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