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Gospel of Thomas 114 said:114. Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life." Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."
A particularly hilarious one is:
Unfortunatly, he never discovered that the medallion he found in the Nag Hammadi log was in fact a counterfeit. So he stopped looking before he ever found the true medallion.I have been given a parable for you.
Two children walked in the woods trying to find their lost medallions.. the first child scanned the surface and decided it would be to hard to find so he got dismayed and left the woods. The other child dug under trees and lifted fallen logs and branches. The first child decided to ask a rich man where he thought the missing medallion might be, the man said he surely knew and gave him directions drawing him a map so he wouldn't get lost, he took the directions to their end, not finding his beloved medlallion; instead he found and settled for a shiny rock saying this is better than my lost medallion, it was easy to find and I love it. While the other child spent many years by himself looking all around until one day he found in in a hollowed out log nestled in some bushes. When the child found his medallion he looked at it and said to himself "this is the most beautiful possession I own, from this day forth I shall wear it around my kneck so nobody can part me from it."
I have been given a parable for you.
Two children walked in the woods trying to find their lost medallions.. the first child scanned the surface and decided it would be to hard to find so he got dismayed and left the woods. The other child dug under trees and lifted fallen logs and branches. The first child decided to ask a rich man where he thought the missing medallion might be, the man said he surely knew and gave him directions drawing him a map so he wouldn't get lost, he took the directions to their end, not finding his beloved medlallion; instead he found and settled for a shiny rock saying this is better than my lost medallion, it was easy to find and I love it. While the other child spent many years by himself looking all around until one day he found in in a hollowed out log nestled in some bushes. When the child found his medallion he looked at it and said to himself "this is the most beautiful possession I own, from this day forth I shall wear it around my kneck so nobody can part me from it."
This one isn't funny if you take the time to think about its meaning. What are women known for? Jealousy, deceit, hating other women...
What are men known for? Trying to find the good in things, bringing peace.. trying to be honorable.. it is clear this is what he meant.. he wasn't promoting hermaphradites or any other ridiculousness
I don't care what gnostics believe nor do i care about your misconception.. I am not walking in a path illuminated with my own lamp, for I don't own a lamp, I walk a path illuminated by stars because I recognize my need for heaven along my journey.
"Gospel of Thomas" is right next to "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" on my bookshelf.
Goodtimes.
This one isn't funny if you take the time to think about its meaning. What are women known for? Jealousy, deceit, hating other women... What are men known for? Trying to find the good in things, bringing peace.. trying to be honorable.. it is clear this is what he meant.. he wasn't promoting hermaphradites or any other ridiculousness
I don't care what gnostics believe nor do i care about your misconception.. I am not walking in a path illuminated with my own lamp, for I don't own a lamp, I walk a path illuminated by stars because I recognize my need for heaven along my journey.