I'll tell you want it tells me, Thaumaturgy. It tells me that I have a lump of clay in one hand --- you know --- modeling clay --- the kind we played with in kindergarten?
And in my other hand is, say, a Godzilla action figure that I picked up in the lobby of the theater when I went and saw
Godzilla 2000.
Now, I take the action figure in my one hand, and embed its foot into the clay that's in my other hand, making a footprint.
Now I set this clay down, which, by the way, has n-quadrillion years embedded in it. And what happens? Over time it --- what's the technical word --- lithifies? --- solidifies and hardens.
Now, a thousand years, no --- make it 2500 hundred years later, some geologist finds this and what happens?
Tomorrow's headlines ---
- OLDEST KNOWN FOOTPRINT FOUND
- Scientist finds n-quadrillion year old footprint of tiny dinosaur.
I'm not buying you guys' long-age explanations --- period.