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Please use this thread to type whatever you want to type - be it a short word, a phrase, encouraging words, an acronym you like a lot, a hilarious joke, or one word to ponder on............. The most important rule is to keep it appropriate for this Christian forum.

Have Fun, Be Blessed, and thanks for posting.
 

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If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the
Facts and thinking things through, you will love this!


A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a
Wall. The room was full of workers, and he wanted to let them
Know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
Much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I
Make $400 a week. Why?"


The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's
Four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the
Room an d aske d, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball
Did here?"


From across the room came a voice, "He's the Pizza delivery guy
From Domino's."
 
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A couple of cute stories of things my oldest son, now 20, said when he was iddy-bitty.

Staring quietly out the back window about 8 p.m., Bryce didn't move a muscle. I watched him curiously. Suddenly, he groaned, saying "Oh, no. It's dark again."

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"What you watchin'" he asked me curiously as I sat glued to the t.v.

"Price is Right," I answered.

'Oh! I like that show---Bryce is Right!"

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"There's that gypsy," I said acidly, staring out at the backyard at a neighbor boy, Alex, who was never home and always running to and fro all over the neighborhood making trouble.

Bryce rushed to the window.

"Where? Where? I don't see no Pepsi!"
 
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37 days!
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WEDDINGS ARE SO NICE !!! I ESPECIALLY LIKE IT WHEN 2 CHRISTIANS JOIN TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY AND WHEN THEY ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING EVENT!!!


PRAISE GOD! PRAISE GOD! PRAISE GOD!

AND JUST HOW DID I GUESS WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?????????? I SINCERELY WONDERED IF THAT WAS THE ANSWER SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOUR COUNTDOWN ON THIS SITE.

CONGRATULATIONS:) :thumbsup:

I HOPE YOU ARE BOTH ABLE TO TELL US THAT THIS IS DIRECT ANSWER TO PRAYER. THERE ARE SO MANY NEW ONES ON HERE THAT WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PRAISE REPORT LIKE THAT.


Yes it is!

I'm there now. After I leave for a couple weeks, I'll see her again on 8/16 for our wedding.
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36 days!
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Wow!
 
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WEDDINGS ARE SO NICE !!! I ESPECIALLY LIKE IT WHEN 2 CHRISTIANS JOIN TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY AND WHEN THEY ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING EVENT!!!


PRAISE GOD! PRAISE GOD! PRAISE GOD!

AND JUST HOW DID I GUESS WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?????????? I SINCERELY WONDERED IF THAT WAS THE ANSWER SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOUR COUNTDOWN ON THIS SITE.

CONGRATULATIONS:) :thumbsup:

I HOPE YOU ARE BOTH ABLE TO TELL US THAT THIS IS DIRECT ANSWER TO PRAYER. THERE ARE SO MANY NEW ONES ON HERE THAT WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PRAISE REPORT LIKE THAT.
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33 days!
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Thank you! [bible]Jeremiah 29:11-12[/bible]
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33 days!
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