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I've got many, but here are a couple . . .
1. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? (No offense to lawyers.)
Ans: One is a scum sucking, garbage eating, bottom feeder. The other is a fish. LOL!!! (My neighbor is a lawyer and he loves these jokes.)
2. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food but no atmosphere!
Your turn . . .
1. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? (No offense to lawyers.)
Ans: One is a scum sucking, garbage eating, bottom feeder. The other is a fish. LOL!!! (My neighbor is a lawyer and he loves these jokes.)
2. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food but no atmosphere!
Your turn . . .