You know your getting old when this happens.

[Jenster]

^ How about phones that only functioned as phones, not music players, Internet browsers, calculators and GPS devices?

 

[One day at a time]

you love to be in bed before 10!

 

[AirForceTeacher]

When they play songs from the 80's on classic rock stations. I'm sorry - The Final Countdown is NOT classic rock!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

It takes a couple of goes before you succeed in getting up out of bed

 

[jthomas1600]

I've recently realized that printing companies do not do as good a job as they used to. Either the paper is too glossy, the type is too small, the edges are not well defined etc. etc. etc. In fact the printing companies are all doing such a poor job it seems I have to hold everything at just the right distance and just the right angle to be able to read it. Sheesh, the kids they have working at those places.

 

[rainy]

When you use your one of your childrens cars and cannot figure out how the radio works.....

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

No matter how many times you style your hair, you reluctantly reach the conclusion that you can longer disguise the silver streaks of grey hair.

 

[rabshaketh]

....you go on ebay to buy a new diamond needle for your turntable!

I must be in my forties, as I did this 2 years ago!!! 45 today, look like 33!! Thank you God for that!!

 

[TomCS]

I have to trim the hairs growing out of my ears and nose twice a week now.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

You pull up in a parking lot, lock up your car, put the car alarm on..... and actually forget that you left your elderly dad still sat in the car ( I actually did that today, I felt so bad! )

 

[visionary]

When retirement is something to look forward to..

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When you unintentionally get your age wrong at the docs

 

[FireProofedbyJesus]

When you sit on the floor indian style then discover you are stuck

 

[One day at a time]

When the nurse asks you your age and you sigh because you can't believe you are that old!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When the local police officer looks way younger than you.

 

[Romanseight2005]

When all of the waiters and waitresses look like preschoolers.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When that persistent grey hair on your hairline waves at you in the mirror and says "Yoohoo! I'm still here and look, I brought some friends!"

 

[Romanseight2005]

When your students start calling you Grandma.

 

[chunkofcoal]

When you realize you are the same age your mother was when she first became a grandmother!

 

[Hand_of_Grace]

when your clothes have come BACK into style...

three times!