You know you are getting old(er) when...

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

You know you are getting old(er) when...people start calling you "Ma'am"...and they're not mad at you!

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

Gosh darnit Maggie! I didn't read this thread before I posted that! (in my Eeyore voice) Guess that means I have to do another one.

You know you're getting old when pretty girls stop being mean to you. (you pretty girls will know exactly what I'm talking about. )

 

[whitestar]

You know you are getting old(er) when those 50-something year old MEN start looking really good!!! (I have never dated guys my age, and I probably never will, sorry!)

The older I get the younger those 'old people' look to me too! ha!!

 

[CoolMom6]

I know I'm getting older, because the mornings I wake up with NO pains anywhere, I actually notice it!!

 

[Imagsusman]

You know you are getting old(er) when...

You find yourself changing your vocabulary to keep up with the young folks around ya..Other day I said to one of my tenants..wassup dog...felt like a real goofball after that...lol..

 

[lovesong]

You know you're getting older when ....

Your kids start telling YOU to act your age.

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

If you wanted to research something, you went to the library!

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

If you wanted to find something in the Bible...you remembered the proximity and thumbed through it until you found the passage you were looking for!

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

You wore hiphuggers and bell bottoms the last time they were in style!

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

Every model out there is young enough...not to just be your daughter...oh no...young enough to be your grandaughter!

 

[edie19]

You know you are getting old(er) when... Fill in the blank

When you go to the mall on a weekday and wonder why all the kids aren't in school - only to realize, they aren't kids.

 

[country woman]

When my daughter is wearing the same stuff I used to wear when I was younger. Listening to the same music

 

[worldwatcher]

When your kids say, hey listen to this new cool song, and its a remix of an oldie you grew up with.

 

[whitestar]

You know you are getting old(er) when...

You find yourself changing your vocabulary to keep up with the young folks around ya..Other day I said to one of my tenants..wassup dog...felt like a real goofball after that...lol..

Oh don't feel bad, I still talk like they did in the 70's....stuff like, "Oh man!" "Don't rag on people..." "That's cool, man..." (not kewl either but 'cool').

When the hiphugger, flare jeans came out again in a year or two ago...you BET I bought some! Boy did I love those...still do...

Most of my clothes hanging in my closet are so old eventually they come into style in again...

oh yea...and I am GLAD Afro's are in style again....ha!! (I hate those dreadlocks, especially after I found out how they got them!! ewwwwww).

 

[Tumbleweed64]

I know I'm getting older cuz my knee goes out more than I do

 

[woman.at.the.well]

I forgot what I was going to say . . .

is that a sign?

 

[tryme]

I forgot what I was going to say . . .

is that a sign?

I think so. I forget.

 

[Imagsusman]

When you call your nieces or sisters and they all think your grandpa or Dad.. .

 

[loribee59]

I know I'm getting older cuz my knee goes out more than I do

um...mine DID... twice. (ouch!) arthritis in BOTH knees. NOT fun.

I know I'm getting older cuz I hear "snap crackle pop"
...and it's NOT a cereal!

 

[whitestar]

You know you are getting old when you are chatting on IM to a college student who tells you her mom's cooking rocks and you think her mom is REALLY cooking rocks....

But really in my defense...she typed it like this? "My mom's cooking rocks...."

What else was I suppose to think? She had to explain it to me....sigh...:o