- Sep 13, 2003
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- Faith
- Baptist
- Marital Status
- In Relationship
- Politics
- US-Republican
Seriously, I wanted to test it and see and midways through I just had to laugh... Hope this cheers you up! 
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
- Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
- Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
- They Take The Psycho Path
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
- Dam!
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
- A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
- Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
- Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
- Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
- A Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
- Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
- Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
- Because It Scares The Dog.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
- The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
- Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
- A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Darn!
- A Bad Skydiver Goes Darn! Whack.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
- You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
- Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
- Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
- They Take The Psycho Path
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
- Dam!
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
- A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
- Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
- Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
- Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
- A Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
- Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
- Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
- Because It Scares The Dog.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
- The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
- Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
- A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Darn!
- A Bad Skydiver Goes Darn! Whack.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
- You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
