YES or NO are not allowed! (3)

[marezee]

alarm? what alarm? oh, you mean my boys? they usually wake me! hahaha!

Do you drive yourself to work?

 

[yourinnervoice]

1 1/2 hours each way, everyday!

Do you drive a minivan?

 

[Theofilus]

I don't have a car and have never driven a minivan.

Have you ever driven a truck?

 

[whitebeaches]

I have never driven a truck

Do you own more than 3 pairs of shoes?

 

[Theofilus]

I own 2 pair of shoes.

Do you have more than one pair of glasses?

 

[whitebeaches]

I have only one pair of sunglasses

Do you live near a store?

 

[yourinnervoice]

I live near many stores.

Do you live near a mall?

 

[whitebeaches]

i live about 10 minutes drive away from the nearest mall

Do you own a motorcycle

 

[Arcon]

yea but i think GI Joe recked it when he went off of the cliff about 30 yrs ago.


did you ever have a favorite toy.

 

[ElElena]

memory of a favorite toy escapes me -- must not have had any that made a large impact on my life

Do you know a good clean joke that usually makes people laugh

 

[Theofilus]

I can try.

Minnesota Computer Terminology

Here's a Minnesota Guide to Computer Lingo

LOG ON: making da vood stove hotter
LOG OFF: don't add no more vood
MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove
MEGAHERTZ: vhen da big log drops on your barefoot in da morning
FLOPPY DISK: vhat you get from pilingk too much vood
RAM: da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork
HARD DRIVE: getting home during most of da vinter
PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season
ENTER: come on in
WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets below zero
SCREEN: vhat you gotta fix on da windows during black fly season
CHIP: vhat ya munch during Vikings games
MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bag vhen da chips are gone
MODEM: vhat ya did to da hay fields last Yuly
DOT MATRIX: Eino Matrix's wife
LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit
KEYBOARD: vhere ya suppose to hang da keys so da Misses can find em
SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utensils, ya?
MOUSE: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard
MAINFRAME: da part of da sauna dat holds up da roof
PORT: vhere da commercial fishin guys tie up dere boats
DOCKING STATION: da same as PORT
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: vhen ya can't remember how much ya spent on da new deer rifle vhen da wife asks about it

Did any of that make you laugh?
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[whitebeaches]

lol it did indeed.

Was that hard to find or write?

 

[Theofilus]

Not really. I found it at this website and copied it and pasted here.

Do you know any good jokes?

 

[whitebeaches]

Only the ones blue guy shares.

HYE seen them?

 

[Theofilus]

I don't believe I have.

Are they good?

 

[virtualgirl]

Where does blueguy share his jokes?

 

[Theofilus]

Shouldn't you ask whitebeaches that?

 

[virtualgirl]

You don't know either?

 

[robannat55]

I don't know either, do you?

 

[Theofilus]

No. Who's Either?