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Do you know any silly jokes that don't involve poop? hehe
Yeah, but poop jokes are the best!

Here's one that usually brings down the house:

A pirate walks into a bar.
He has a little steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Bartender asks, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate says, "Ahhhrrr...it's drivin me nuts!!"
^_^

did you give away your lobster shield?
Yes, but now I have another one! I feel like I'm in a swap meet, but everyone has the same thing. lol

lol that was a funny joke, gonna tell my niece
She'll love it.
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does your nose itch?
Quite often actually! Highly annoying.

How is your marriage my friend so far?
Great! I just wish work was so good. lol

How you like the deathly hallow cover?

go to mugglenet.com

looks like GOF part two.
It looks amazingly kool!!
 
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yes, Harry is gonna be a rich boy.

lol, that was a funny joke you said.


What is the dumbest joke you ever heard?

here is one my niece told me

N: knock Knock
me: who's there?
N: Underwear
Me: Underwear who?
N: Matthew

O__________O

is that joke original?
 
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yes, Harry is gonna be a rich boy.

lol, that was a funny joke you said.


What is the dumbest joke you ever heard?

here is one my niece told me

N: knock Knock
me: who's there?
N: Underwear
Me: Underwear who?
N: Matthew

O__________O

is that joke original?
It may be original, but it's awful! lol

Here's a better one:

Joker: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Joker: Interupting cow.
Interupting...
Joker: MOO!!!

is everything she does really magic?
Absolutely! Every little thing.
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What have you and ur wife done lately?
Besides doing lots of karate and waiting for the new Potter book, not too much.

Right now we're deciding whether or not to pre-order from Amazon or just buy in person. I want to pre-order cuz it's much cheaper, but she wants it as soon as the ink hits the paper!
^_^

When the last book came out, I wasn't a Potter fan yet. Now that I am, we will be clawing at each other over the new book. Should be interesting!
 
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Preorder it
it will come july 21
I preoder ther HBP and it came on the right day. I had it before most people who got it at the store. sorry for bad grammer my teeth hurt
Cool. I will definitely pass on that info!
:thumbsup:
Maybe I will get it early, read it myself at work, then act like it came late.
;)
 
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I'm mix with many things

Cats, dogs or tats?

What do you plan on giving your wife for her birthday that is in april?
Cats and dogs rule. Tats for me...not so much. That ship has sailed for me I think!

I never did get her a new scanner like I wanted to last year!! Not very warm and fuzzy, I know. Besides that, I'm not sure. Oh wait, she does want some kind of music player. iPod nano or something like that. Maybe I'll check out one of those.
 
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What music does she like?(

Itunes has mostly pop/top 40's music, hardly any older stuff.

Get her an ipod nano(Silver or Pink)
I got one
they are cool



I want a miracle for my birthday

wat is the silliest thing you and teresa ever did?
She likes some alternative stuff. U2. Beatles. Really a mix of stuff. One thing she doesn't like is loud metal and nasty rap stuff. She does like the "Ridin Dirty" song!

when is wifey's bday?
Coming up on April 4. A very historic day! That's the day MLK was killed. Some other stuff happened that day too, but I'm forgetting.
 
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