Would Jesus Christmas shop at Victoria's Secret...

[imperfectchristian]

If his wife asked Him to?

 

[Faulty]

I'm not sure, but I sure would if my wife asked me to.

 

[shinbits]

I doubt he'd go, but I'm sure he'd have no prob if he had a wife who wanted to get something sexy.

 

[probinson]

I've never Christmas shopped at Victoria's Secret, but I have Valentine's shopped at Victoria's Secret.

What an awkward experience that was....

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

If his wife asked Him to?

IF He were married (He wasn't) and IF He observed Christmas (which He did not) then I suppose He might.

 

[_Sonnie]

Victoria's Secret not only has underclothing, but also a nice selection of conservative work wear at decent prices - I highly recommend it for smaller women who cannot otherwise find nice suits or conservative dresses in their size at other outlets.

 

[brinny]

Victoria's Secret not only has underclothing, but also a nice selection of conservative work wear at decent prices - I highly recommend it for smaller women who cannot otherwise find nice suits or conservative dresses in their size at other outlets.

what sizes do they have?

 

[_Sonnie]

what sizes do they have?

This is from their size chart. I just got a nice, below-the-knee sweater dress in XS and it fits perfectly. They have a special running right now where you can put together a suit for $99 - maybe not cheap, but as far as suits go, finding a suit at that price that fits is a tough job.

Bust, waist and hip in inches.

XS - 0-2
Bust - 32-33
Waist - 24-25
Hip - 34.5-35.5

S - 4-6
Bust - 34-35
Waist - 26-27
Hip - 36.5-37.5

M - 8-10
Bust - 36-37
Waist - 28-29
Hip - 38.5-39.5

L -12-14
Bust - 38.5-40
Waist - 30.5-32
Hip - 41-42.5

XL -16
Bust - 42
Waist - 34
Hip - 44.5

 

[brinny]

Thanks!

 

[NacDan]

A better question, would Jesus shop at Hot Topic?

I agree with SpiritPsalmist. Jesus would shop @ Victoria's Secret *IF* He was married.

Danny

 

[Big Drew]

If his wife asked Him to?

Sure...probably wouldn't be looking at the catalog though.

 

[hislegacy]

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Bass Pro Shop - they sell guns that kill living creatures.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Wal Mart. They sell booze the can cause DUI deaths.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Target they get their product from third world countries that starve children.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at al since it is a pagen holiday.

 

[Svt4Him]

Only if Chuck Norris shopped there first.

 

[Big Drew]

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Bass Pro Shop - they sell guns that kill living creatures.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Wal Mart. They sell booze the can cause DUI deaths.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Target they get their product from third world countries that starve children.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at al since it is a pagen holiday.

Silly pagans celebrating the birth of the King of kings and Lord of lords. What were they thinking? [/sarcasm]

 

[NacDan]

In an effort to sound much more spiritual than any of the rest of you....

I don't recall Jesus "shopping" at all. Jesus is the Word made flesh. If Jesus needs anything, He can just SPEAK it into existance. Does not the Scripture read:

Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.

Why would one go shopping for something they've already made?

Piously yours,
Danny

 

[LinkH]

I had some MBA classmates and a friend at church who worked for the Limited, including Victoria Secrets.

One of my concerns with this is that it is working for a company that some perceive as a producer of a soft inappropriate content catalog (which I know from watching TV, since I don't think I've ever seen it.) Their commercials are racy.

My friend at church hadn't thought of that when I asked him about it. I'm not sure if he worked for Victoria Secrets or not. His job was in finance, not looking through catalogs, though.

 

[imperfectchristian]

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Bass Pro Shop - they sell guns that kill living creatures.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Wal Mart. They sell booze the can cause DUI deaths.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Target they get their product from third world countries that starve children.

Would Jesus Christmas shop at al since it is a pagen holiday.

Well there go my next four threads.

 

[SirKenny85]

That would be awkward...

 

[hislegacy]

Well there go my next four threads.

Bwahaaahaaa

 

[probinson]

Would Jesus Christmas shop at Wal Mart. They sell booze the can cause DUI deaths.

Not in Pennsylvania. No alcohol is allowed to be sold in PA in grocery stores, department stores or gas stations. Only state licensed liquor stores can sell alcohol in PA.

So Jesus could Christmas shop at Wal-Mart. He'd just have to come to PA to do it.