Worst movie ever

[tartanarmy]

Whats the worst movie youve ever seen?

Cyborg 2 is absolutely with out a doubt grade A muck. Ive seen lots of other bad 'uns but that is theeeee worst

 

[mina]

MANOS !!!! HAnds of FATE!

 

[tartanarmy]

hahahahaha yes! MST3K!!

 

[Tinkerbell33]

The Other Boleyn Girl
Jackass the movie
Mothman prophecy
40 year old virgin
Snakes on a plane.
House of Wax
Jeepers Creepers

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

yeesh,

Batman and Robin
Robin Hoodrince of Thieves
Eragon
In the Name of the King

I'm sure there's more.

 

[Luther073082]

Return to the bountiful. n'uff said.

Seriously if you ever watch this movie you will get this urge to rip your hair out, slit your wrists, poke your eyes out and run around the room screaming "MAKE IT STOP!".

I was forced to watch this movie for CORE (freshman class everyone must take) in college. I WAS ANGRY because all I could do, was think about how they took 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back. In fact I'm still angry about it.

The other movies where at least halfway interesting. This movie was the worst abomination ever.

I'll tell you the entire movie.

Crazy old bat lives with her son and his wife who hates her.
Crazy old bat wants to go to her old hometown of Bountiful.
Crazy old bat runs away from her sons house finds a way to get to bountiful.
Bountiful is a ghost town, no one lives there or cares about it anymore. Her old house is a piece of junk thats about ready to collapse.
Crazy old bat is sad, her son catchs up with her and takes her home.
You run home tear the hair out of your head crying about losing 2 hours of your life.

THATS IT!!!! Really if you think its more complex then that you are wrong.

I'd rather spend 2 hours on an airplane, or a traffic jam, or the depths of hell. At least hell would be somewhat interesting, you'd get to find out how bad it sucks.

If someone wanted to find out the deepest darkest secrets I know all they would have to do is tie me up and tell me to talk or I'll have to watch the movie. I'd talk, I'd spill everything I know. Thats far scarier then having my arms dislocated, being waterboarded, or having bamboo shoots shoved up my fingernails. In fact this movie is worse then nails on a chalkboard.

This movie is so bad I could continue to go on and on finding euphamisims to overstate how horrible it is to watch this movie for a very long time. But I won't. I'm going to go pound my head against a wall til I forget about this movie.

 

[GoodNewsJim]

Titanic

 

[ido]

Knocked Up and 40 Yr Old Virgin are a tie for me.

 

[Tinkerbell33]

Knocked Up and 40 Yr Old Virgin are a tie for me.

I couldn't even watch all of 40 year old virgin, that was how bad it was.

Didn't bother with Knocked Up, I knew it would be rubbish.

 

[Inkachu]

Dragonheart

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Hi, I'm Kevin Costner, I have no British accent)

Almost every sequel ever made

 

[scuba_mikey_pc_2008]

I couldn't even watch all of 40 year old virgin, that was how bad it was.

Did you know that Steve Carell is a Christian?

My least favourite films would probably be: -

Titanic
American Pie (3rd one is ok though, can't stand the 1st one!)
The Day After Tomorrow

 

[Inkachu]

Steve Carrell is a lousy witness for his faith, if he's a Christian.

Anywho...

More bad movies:

Leprechaun

Wishmaster

 

[That_Guy_Josh]

No Country for Old Men - tied with - One Hour Photo

 

[mina]

dude, where's my car?
really where is it?

 

[scuba_mikey_pc_2008]

Mr. Woodcock would be one I'd add to the list, least I didn't have to pay to see it at the cinema

 

[mina]

All the pretty horses
My friends and i rented this movie and i guess it was supposed to be a serious drama, but we laughed at it all the way through. It was so stupidly funny.

 

[Wren]

War of the Worlds (with Tom Cruise) is the movie that sticks out in mind as awful, especially considering that it's of the genre I usually enjoy.

Get Smart and Smart People are two movies that I recently tried watching, but stopped before it was over because it was so unwatchable.

The Romance movies/books thread reminded me of another movie that I stopped watching (early on too), The Notebook.

 

[Tinkerbell33]

I want to add Bad Santa to the list, in every sentence there was a swear word and the film just wasn't funny.

Thats interesting Mikey, I never knew that about Steve Carrel.

 

[scuba_mikey_pc_2008]

Thats interesting Mikey, I never knew that about Steve Carrel.

There was stuff about him being one on his Wikipedia page, but that seems to have disappeared and I'm struggling to find anything on Google that backs me up, there are some things that suggest it though

But yeah, like someone said, he could be better with his choice of films if he is definitely a Christian who believes and has a relationship with Jesus rather than just saying he is.

 

[tartanarmy]

Waterworld
The Postman
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation
Notting Hill