Not exactly a clean joke, but perhaps even a true story to start.
One day a novice nun working who worked at the convent school went to complain about the language of the men working on a school project.
The Mother Superior replied "I'm sure they are just God fearing men who simply call a spade a spade'.
To which the novice replied. "no, that is the problem they call it a (fill in as dirty as you want it to be) shovel.
One day a novice nun working who worked at the convent school went to complain about the language of the men working on a school project.
The Mother Superior replied "I'm sure they are just God fearing men who simply call a spade a spade'.
To which the novice replied. "no, that is the problem they call it a (fill in as dirty as you want it to be) shovel.