Witches vs. Donald Trump: Massive Spell To Be Cast On President, Group Claims

[redleghunter]

Well just when you thought things were getting weird in our society, well they just trump (no pun intended) it up. The media failed. Hillary failed. Shumer failed. McCain failed. Now hitting an all time low the Anti-President movement reaches the point of conjuring spells.


Witches vs. Donald Trump: Massive Spell To Be Cast On President, Group Claims

Witches vs. Donald Trump: Massive Spell To Be Cast On President, Group Claims

As if the Democrats and angry protesters increasingly organizing against him weren't enough, President Donald Trump has a new enemy to worry about — witches. Really. Witches worldwide were planning to cast a massive spell on Trump Friday.

"Join the largest mass binding spell in history as participants around the world, individually and in groups, focus their consciousness to prevent Donald Trump from doing harm," the Facebook event for the spell-casting read.


A document laying out the instructions for casting a spell on Trump detailed what, exactly, the group planned to do. They were preparing to put a "binding" spell on the president, which is aimed at preventing harm rather than causing it. It's unclear who originated the plan.

 

[GoldenBoy89]

Isn't that sorta like praying for the President?

 

[grasping the after wind]

Well, if these witches believe in their magic then they will have to concede that from this point on whatever Trump does is not harmful. They may well be in for a surprise when they find out what things are actually not harmful.

 

[Desk trauma]

The kinder, gentler Impractory prayer from a different silly belief system.

 

[grasping the after wind]

Isn't that sorta like praying for the President?

Seems similar to me. they aren't saying they want to do anything bad . they are wishing( or casting) for good things.

 

[SeventyOne]

Isn't that sorta like praying for the President?

No, it's a prayer to spirits and demons to come against him and those with him. If you follow the links, you'll find the actual spell wording, including...

"Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors

I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Animal
Rock
Stream
or Sea"​

It doesn't get any better from there.

 

[Desk trauma]

No, it's a prayer to spirits and demons to come against him and those with him. If you follow the links, you'll find the actual spell wording, including...

"Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors

I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Animal
Rock
Stream
or Sea"​

It doesn't get any better from there.

Yep, impractory prayer of a different flavor.

 

[tansy]

If this is true, then maybe we should be praying against the witches' 'prayers'. And certainly for Trump and the American government in any case.

 

[redleghunter]

Isn't that sorta like praying for the President?

Well only if the coven candidate won.

 

[Desk trauma]

If this is true, then maybe we should be praying against the witches' 'prayers'.

Like a wizards duel. Quick we need two wands and some long sturdy tables!

 

[redleghunter]

If this is true, then maybe we should be praying against the witches' 'prayers'. And certainly for Trump and the American government in any case.

But how do we know they are truly witches? There is a way to tell but have to rely on some very old techniques.

 

[Tallguy88]

Distrubing.

 

[brinny]

If this is true, then maybe we should be praying against the witches' 'prayers'. And certainly for Trump and the American government in any case.

Exactly, sister.

 

[brinny]

Yep, impractory prayer of a different flavor.

Prayer to whom or what, specifically?

 

[Desk trauma]

Prayer to whom or what, specifically?

Whatever neopagen pantheon this group of witches subscribe to.

 

[brinny]

Whatever neopagen pantheon this group of witches subscribe to.

Such as?

 

[Desk trauma]

Such as?

Don't know, don't care.

If it concerns You so it would make more sense to direct your question to the witches rather than an atheist who doesn't believe in their gods.

 

[brinny]

Don't know, don't care.

Not according to post #7.

 

[Desk trauma]

Not according to post #7.

Did you read the post?

I made no mention of their god/s nor exsprssed interest in finding out which ones they are.

Don't worry I see no reason to think their gods exist either.

 

[redleghunter]

How rude of me;

@The Hammer of Witches what say you?