Cool, well I think it's been posted before. Anyway, the Bible according to my understanding frames Satan as a bad guy. It's all there for anyone to read.
See, this is the problem. Merely
defining him as the bad guy is not a valid argument.
Look at Star Wars. Darth Vader is not merely
defined as the bad guy. Anyone who watches the movie without knowing anything about the story can present a valid argument for why he is the bad guy. And in that argument, they will be pointing to his action, decisions and motives. The argument will not state "he's the bad guy because Obi Wan or Yoda say so" or "because that's what George Lucal decided". Why can't the same be done with Satan and the bible? Or at least, why do people fail to present such an argument?
Sounds like a d&d religion

just curious, did you know that satan is described as a dragon?
Did you know that in plenty of cultures, dragons are not the bad guys at all?
Ok but if were assuming it's real we should assume it's all real: like God is just, God doesn't sin, God gave his own life etc - because the Bible is all related.
No, that's not the case at all.
To give an extreme example.... the story of Nazi Germany and WW2 is very real. Suppose that in 2000 years, the only source of information on Nazi's is a Nazi propaganda book. That doesn't mean that the existence of the story as presented in the book means that the Nazi's were the good guys.
The reality of events presented in a story is not the same as the ethical and moral implications of those events. Certainly, a distinction should be made if we are going to try to objectively evaluate the ethical and moral implications of the story. The "objective" part means that you should read the story while filtering out the bias of the author.
I could, for example, write a piece about Ted Bundy in such a way that I present him as a victim who isn't as evil as his actions make him look. And in fact add sentiments that somehow, in some mysterious way, his actions were done with the best intentions. You would need to make a distinction between his objective factual actions and my mere opinion about them.
And even if you don't believe the creator is right, isn't blaming him for the consequences of our own rebellion a bit like slamming the door on mom and dad when you're 11 and screaming "I wish I had never been born!"
No, it's not. Suppose my parents are deeply racist people. As I grow up, I start to realise that and at 15 years old, I rebel against them. At this point, I'm not telling them "i wish I was never born!!". Instead, I'm just standing up for what I consider to be a right cause. Knowing very well that I will be punished by them for it. I might get grounded, I might even be kicked out of the house.
Authority and might does not make right.
What's the solution here guys? Do you want god to unmake you?
I'm not looking for a solution, because I consider the thing to be a non-existing problem. All I'm saying is that I do not see any valid reason to simply "assume" that god is moral just because the book claims it. God is not moral just because he is all-powerfull or all - knowing or whatever.
It seems to me that every theist rejects at face-value the idea that an omnipotent creator of the universe is capable of being an evil douchebag. And I can't understand why.
Any analogy where God is a mafia boss doesn't work for me. God is love.
You are again going purely by definitions. What does it mean to say "god is love"? Love is an emotion. Do you mean to say that "god is
loving"?
How do you know this? And does it make sense? For example, I love my children and I assume you do to. Ask yourself, is there
anything your children could do that would make you send them to a torture chamber for only a week - let alone an
eternity? Your "loving" god does exactly that for something even as trivial as "not loving him back".
You're assuming God was a little bit evil and therefore Satan was kinda justified, but it's not true.
Actually, my personal opinion on the story is that god is not just a little bit evil. The story as I understand it shows a petty, self-obsesses, jealous monsterous dictator who pushed the wrong buttons on one of his army officers, who then rebelled against them - even knowing full well that it would not turn out good for him. If we transpose this story to any other context, Satan would be called a martyr and a hero.
But off course in my worldview, might does not make right.
Come on man, if you theorise God made everything etc, why do you theorise him to have flaws? He's much more likely in my eyes, to be perfect.
One does not follow from the other. Once again, might does not make right.