George W. Bush:
I believe the question is not Why did the chicken cross the road?" but "What was the chicken running away from on the side of the road he was on." And the answer? Access of Evil was affiliated with this exact chicken!
Bob Dole:
Bob Dole says, "To get to the other side."
Bill Gates:
We built the road. We built the chicken. Mind your own darn buisness!
Sir Isaac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, while chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Plato:
For a greater good.
Karl Marx:
It's Historically inevitable.
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Albert Einstien:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends apon your frame of reference.
Douglas Adams:
Forty-two.
Ernest Hemmingway:
To die. In the rain.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Bob Dylan:
How many roads must a chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Dilbert:
I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
WebChicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Hamlet:
Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles...
Florida Voter:
The chickens were clearly confused as to where the dotted yellow line was leading. The only other option was to cross the line, so they did.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Gilligan:
The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
Scully:
It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Jerry Seinfield:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?
Mr. T:
If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too!
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Robert Frost:
To reach the sidewalk less travelled by.
William Shakespeare:
I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado
George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Groucho Marx:
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
Emily Dickinson:
Because it could not wait for death
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
New York Chicken:
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Bill Clinton:
This administration will do everything within its power to provide free access to ALL chickens on ALL our nations roads, at ANY cost.
Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!
Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Immanuel Kant:
The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
THERMODYNAMIST:
Because the pressure of chickens was greater on this side of the road, and the chicken's crossing made the entropy greater.
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Some of these may look familiar, but I dug up some cool new ones
I believe the question is not Why did the chicken cross the road?" but "What was the chicken running away from on the side of the road he was on." And the answer? Access of Evil was affiliated with this exact chicken!
Bob Dole:
Bob Dole says, "To get to the other side."
Bill Gates:
We built the road. We built the chicken. Mind your own darn buisness!
Sir Isaac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, while chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Plato:
For a greater good.
Karl Marx:
It's Historically inevitable.
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Albert Einstien:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends apon your frame of reference.
Douglas Adams:
Forty-two.
Ernest Hemmingway:
To die. In the rain.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Bob Dylan:
How many roads must a chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Dilbert:
I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
WebChicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Hamlet:
Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles...
Florida Voter:
The chickens were clearly confused as to where the dotted yellow line was leading. The only other option was to cross the line, so they did.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Gilligan:
The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
Scully:
It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Jerry Seinfield:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?
Mr. T:
If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too!
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Robert Frost:
To reach the sidewalk less travelled by.
William Shakespeare:
I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado
George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Groucho Marx:
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
Emily Dickinson:
Because it could not wait for death
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
New York Chicken:
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Bill Clinton:
This administration will do everything within its power to provide free access to ALL chickens on ALL our nations roads, at ANY cost.
Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!
Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Immanuel Kant:
The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
THERMODYNAMIST:
Because the pressure of chickens was greater on this side of the road, and the chicken's crossing made the entropy greater.
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Some of these may look familiar, but I dug up some cool new ones
