LOL. I"m an insider with many LDS officials in my family. You're talking to someone who knows not only the available facts, but is very familiar with the people and their lives. So, go on, I'm listening....
You see, it DOES matter whether you believe that God is unique, and "there is none like Him" or that he was once a mere man, and that mere men can become "gods" by following your religion. It DOES matter whether you believe that Jesus is the second person of the Trinity, or whether He is basically the same sort of being as Lucifer, or your plumber, for that matter. My faith is in someone wholly unique and omnipotent, the First Cause and sustainer of all that is. The Bible clearly states that it is blasphemy to claim to be equal to God. Did not Satan say "I will be like the Most High"? For this, the Bible states, he was cast out, by a God who conceived and created him, whose equal he could never be, no matter what works he did. It is like a mug believing it could become the man who made it. And it goes on and on. Believe what you want, but please, don't try to equate your beliefs with what most people understand as Christianity.