Which Religion Would You Pick?

[Hadassah_]

Probably some form of nature based religion (Paganism, Wicca), or Buddhism.

This.

 

[Saucy]

I'd become a Saucyologist

 

[kittysbecute]

I think if all the religions were true the world would explode or something. Paradox. Perhaps if everything was true, then nothing would be true. There would be no such thing as anything. I don't think I would exist at all. I think I could fly too. Does that make sense? It shouldn't.

 

[Saucy]

Well you do claim to have a flying car

 

[kittysbecute]

Well you do claim to have a flying car

What's your point? If all religions were true I wouldn't have a car, but my car would fly. I would fly everywhere in my car, but I wouldn't exist. But I would exist and I would have a car. But there's no such things as cars, or flying. Jellybeans would be everywhere.

 

[Saucy]

What's your point? If all religions were true I wouldn't have a car, but my car would fly. I would fly everywhere in my car, but I wouldn't exist. But I would exist and I would have a car. But there's no such things as cars, or flying. Jellybeans would be everywhere.

 

[TwistTim]

What's your point? If all religions were true I wouldn't have a car, but my car would fly. I would fly everywhere in my car, but I wouldn't exist. But I would exist and I would have a car. But there's no such things as cars, or flying. Jellybeans would be everywhere.

and what color would these Jellybeans be? or would they lack color and without those limitations of one state being true and another false be all colors?

 

[kittysbecute]

and what color would these Jellybeans be? or would they lack color and without those limitations of one state being true and another false be all colors?

That's right. No that's wrong. Wait if all religions are true you can't be wrong, but you are wrong because all religions are true and some say you are wrong. Um I'm confused... nevermind. Don't ask me such difficult questions. There is no true answer.. or there is a bunch of answers... hmmm there's also only one answer. There are no answers and no questions. Or maybe there is. I will stop now because there is an end.. I mean there is no end, there is no time, nothing exists I don't have a brain.

 

[Elyalan]

I'd still be Christian. Jesus is too good to pass up.

 

[septemberskies]

I'd still be Christian. Jesus is too good to pass up.

QFT

 

[AdamKane]

(I thought this would be amusing...)

Hypothetical Question.

Supposing that all religions were true, and you couldn't pick your own faith, which one would you choose and why?

I'd follow a pagan path.

 

[Touma]

Can I be a Sith? I mean, weren't a bunch of people going around claiming their religion as Jedi? If so, I want to be a flipping Sith Lord. Worship the power of the Dark Side of the Force or something. Chaos is cool like that.

Failing that, I would be a Zoroaster.

Or, perhaps I would just make myself into a God. I mean, if all religions are true, and I say I am a God, then heck yes...Bow down and worship me. Give me all your women. And gold. LOTS of gold.

 

[Nekoda]

(I thought this would be amusing...)

Hypothetical Question.

Supposing that all religions were true, and you couldn't pick your own faith, which one would you choose and why?

No offense - but did you write this OP after a few drinks? As "pick" and "choose" mean the same thing in your context, how the heck can I choose a faith if I "couldn't pick my own faith"?

 

[Going Merry]

I would be in Pythagoras's religion He was afraid of beans

 

[Timothew]

No offense - but did you write this OP after a few drinks? As "pick" and "choose" mean the same thing in your context, how the heck can I choose a faith if I "couldn't pick my own faith"?

It's meant to be amusing. Like "If you could be any animal at all, what would you be and why?" I would like to be a Common Loon. They look so sharp in their black and white suits. They can fly and they can swim underwater. They laugh a lot, and they live in the nicest areas of the world.