where are the good men?

[PaulDavid]

The problem is your trying to find a man.. you need to trap one. Everyone knows that the lure of an unattended taco is too great for any man to resist. Beholdeth!

 

[CoachR64]

I saw that picture and now there is a giant handprint on my screen from where I tried to snag the taco!!!!

I love tacos.


And bacon


Coach

 

[PaulDavid]

See

 

[SportsJunkie25]

I saw that picture and now there is a giant handprint on my screen from where I tried to snag the taco!!!!...

I totally just thought of you when I saw that picture...

 

[CoachR64]

Ladies, if you want to attract men.... put on a short skirt, carry a platter of tacos, and don some essence de bacon. They will flock to you.

Coach

 

[PaulDavid]

oh man.... reading that last post made me howl like a werewolf.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

i dislike tacos.

 

[CoachR64]

I read that comment, shawn, and almost passed out.... then I saw your Canadian flag and realized it wasn't your fault, you were born messed up in the head

Coach

 

[PaulDavid]

They haven't invented taco's in canada yet

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Could have been worse, I could have been born south of this lovely border.

 

[SearcherKris]

lol

silly guys!

Honestly, in my experience with talking to single men, one thing they all have in common is talking about food.

I'm not exaggerating. Every single guy always wants to know what I'm eating, what foods I cook, and how I cook them.

Grandmas were right when they said the fastest way to a man heart is through his stomach.

 

[CoachR64]

Shawn, I'm not sure there is much worse than being Canadian.... I mean on the list of whats wrong with the word, it goes

1. Child absuers
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. Communism
4. Canadians
5. Animal Cruelty

Coach

Just to clarify, I am only picking on Canadians after talking to a friend from there last night who invited me to come up for a visit, telling me she was going to find me a good Canadian girl to hook me up with... I told her if she hated me that much, she shouldn't even talk to me !!!

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Number 1 is suppose to be "USA"

 

[CoachR64]

No No No. USA is great.

Speaking of which, we had a fire drill today at school and the kids got mad at me for making them take the American flag with us and save the flag.

I bleed Red, White, and Blue.




And bacon


Coach

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

I feel sorry for you.

 

[trentlogain2]

No No No. USA is great.

Speaking of which, we had a fire drill today at school and the kids got mad at me for making them take the American flag with us and save the flag.

I bleed Red, White, and Blue.




And bacon


Coach

I'm surprised they didn't beat you over the head with it.

 

[CoachR64]

You mean jealous. The correct word is jealous.


Or envious.

You choose.

Coach

 

[CoachR64]

Trent, you've obviously never seen me. Aint any of them that stupid

Coach

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

No really...I wouldnt want to be associated with a country that cant keep its army to itself and invades and oppresses others for their resources.

 

[trentlogain2]

Trent, you've obviously never seen me. Aint any of them that stupid

Coach

Nevermind. There's a guy that comes around here that always posts about how he is getting into accidents. I think the last one involved children, some sort of game, and a broken bone. I just got you mixed up, that's all. Sorry