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ImAllLikeOkWaitWat

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What?

Just finished the film.. quite sad.

You said you were watching wonderwoman and I said you make me wonderman. It's just another hilarious joke from yours truly is all.
 
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You said you were watching wonderwoman and I said you make me wonderman. It's just another hilarious joke from yours truly is all.

Understand that part.. just wondering if you also meant anything else by it.. lol.
 
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So...a coworker and friend of mine said I needed some church. I joked around, saying I'd probably burst into flames as soon as I stepped into one. He was all wide-eyed and asked why.

I told him I was joking...but gave him a real reason why I don't attend church; I was force-fed a doctrine I didn't agree with and which ultimately lead to my moving out of my parents house in a very abrupt manner, despite their protests. My own mother told me I was going to hell, as well as called me a coward, a liar, a sneak, and a harlot. I told him all I believe in now is that there is a God up there somewhere...he nodded in understanding.

I don't know if I'll ever find my way back to Christ...but a part of me still hopes that in the end I'm found to be one of the few that makes my way to heaven.
 
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So...a coworker and friend of mine said I needed some church. I joked around, saying I'd probably burst into flames as soon as I stepped into one. He was all wide-eyed and asked why.

I told him I was joking...but gave him a real reason why I don't attend church; I was force-fed a doctrine I didn't agree with and which ultimately lead to my moving out of my parents house in a very abrupt manner, despite their protests. My own mother told me I was going to hell, as well as called me a coward, a liar, a sneak, and a harlot. I told him all I believe in now is that there is a God up there somewhere...he nodded in understanding.

I don't know if I'll ever find my way back to Christ...but a part of me still hopes that in the end I'm found to be one of the few that makes my way to heaven.

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
 
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So...a coworker and friend of mine said I needed some church. I joked around, saying I'd probably burst into flames as soon as I stepped into one. He was all wide-eyed and asked why.

I told him I was joking...but gave him a real reason why I don't attend church; I was force-fed a doctrine I didn't agree with and which ultimately lead to my moving out of my parents house in a very abrupt manner, despite their protests. My own mother told me I was going to hell, as well as called me a coward, a liar, a sneak, and a harlot. I told him all I believe in now is that there is a God up there somewhere...he nodded in understanding.

I don't know if I'll ever find my way back to Christ...but a part of me still hopes that in the end I'm found to be one of the few that makes my way to heaven.
Ah Squeakers, I'm sorry to hear that your mom called you those things. God thinks highly of you. He really does. And I hope you find your way back too. He won't stop seeking you anyway. I don't know if your faith started with the upbringing of your parents or not, but what you described is definitely not characteristic of Christianity. It's not me for me judge anyone (even your mom) but I know that sometimes our beliefs about God stems from how our parents or authority figures represent Him one way or another. God is not a condemning God. He's happy and loves to delight in us. Praying for you.
 
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So...a coworker and friend of mine said I needed some church. I joked around, saying I'd probably burst into flames as soon as I stepped into one. He was all wide-eyed and asked why.

I told him I was joking...but gave him a real reason why I don't attend church; I was force-fed a doctrine I didn't agree with and which ultimately lead to my moving out of my parents house in a very abrupt manner, despite their protests. My own mother told me I was going to hell, as well as called me a coward, a liar, a sneak, and a harlot. I told him all I believe in now is that there is a God up there somewhere...he nodded in understanding.

I don't know if I'll ever find my way back to Christ...but a part of me still hopes that in the end I'm found to be one of the few that makes my way to heaven.
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So...a coworker and friend of mine said I needed some church. I joked around, saying I'd probably burst into flames as soon as I stepped into one. He was all wide-eyed and asked why.

I told him I was joking...but gave him a real reason why I don't attend church; I was force-fed a doctrine I didn't agree with and which ultimately lead to my moving out of my parents house in a very abrupt manner, despite their protests. My own mother told me I was going to hell, as well as called me a coward, a liar, a sneak, and a harlot. I told him all I believe in now is that there is a God up there somewhere...he nodded in understanding.

I don't know if I'll ever find my way back to Christ...but a part of me still hopes that in the end I'm found to be one of the few that makes my way to heaven.
God is love. Jesus is love. He loves you a lot... truly.

I'm very sorry these people painted a picture otherwise. That is not who Christ is.
 
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This is an incredibly interesting concept. This would take a lot of commitment.

I can imagine in Heaven we'll be seeing families and homes like these everywhere.


Interesting. I don't think I could walk out into the world with a 1986 haircut like that, lol.
 
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Yeah. I want to float around in the water brain dead too.. Lol..

With some luck you'll evolve into something grander. You just might be the forefather of a superior form of life.
 
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With some luck you'll evolve into something grander. You just might be the forefather of a superior form of life.
We 're related to apples too. Maybe I need to get in touch with apple culture. You know to get in touch with our distant apple relatives.
 
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We 're related to apples too. Maybe I need to get in touch with apple culture. You know to get in touch with our distant apple relatives.

Those apples will then adopt cybernetics and be the disposable hi-tech apples we all know today.

The legacy of transhumanism.

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Start of Holy week. I love this time of year. really grow closer to God. It amazes me every time.

Ohhh how he loves us.

 
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