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I hear a lot of people saying that, but I'm convinced that women are actually magical creatures. But it's okay, just gotta learn to use the boy-magic to counter it, and then it's all fun to be around women!

Definitely agreeing with this.


Women have these super powers that they don't realize they have. Like, when their cute voices melt the toughest guys into jelly. Or when they walk into a room and it just lights up.

Sorry, y'all, I'm starstruck. ;)
 
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There is evidence for it!

The guys are all like:
:cool1:

Then comes a lady:
:congrat:

The guys go all:
:blink:

Then they all run after her:
:sohappy:

Then they go at each others:
:kyaa:

Then she thinks they're nuts and leaves and they're all:
:tantrum:


It's not normal! It's magic!


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I'm not sure that's how it happens....
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You're going to let that stop you, Toro? I sure as heck am not. ^-^

Nah, Ill just go live in Japan instead. :D

We'll throw in an extra log in the fires in our igloos for yas.

Awesome cause Ill be making a stop off in Canada before running away to Japan.

Of course, if I dont kick my soda or...... "pop" addiction, I'll be known as the "fat white ninja everyones been talking about". :|

 
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There is evidence for it!

The guys are all like:
:cool1:

Then comes a lady:
:congrat:

The guys go all:
:blink:

Then they all run after her:
:sohappy:

Then they go at each others:
:kyaa:

Then she thinks they're nuts and leaves and they're all:
:tantrum:


It's not normal! It's magic!

Lol!!!

Or alternatively:


Guy sees girl:
:bigeye:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
:hhh:
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
:smarty:
What he thinks he looks like:
:cool1:
What he actually looks like:
:ahem:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
:hot:
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
:freeze:
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
:ok:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
:mmh:
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
:waaah:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
:hi:
His heart nearly explodes.
:happyblush::blush1::asd::flat4::ueee:
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth.":sohappy:
 
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Lol!!!

Or alternatively:


Guy sees girl:
:bigeye:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
:hhh:
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
:smarty:
What he thinks he looks like:
:cool1:
What he actually looks like:
:ahem:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
:hot:
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
:freeze:
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
:ok:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
:mmh:
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
:waaah:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
:hi:
His heart nearly explodes.
:happyblush::blush1::asd::flat4::ueee:
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth.":sohappy:


LOL!!!! Oh my, that is SO funny!!

:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
 
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Lol!!!

Or alternatively:


Guy sees girl:
:bigeye:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
:hhh:
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
:smarty:
What he thinks he looks like:
:cool1:
What he actually looks like:
:ahem:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
:hot:
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
:freeze:
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
:ok:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
:mmh:
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
:waaah:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
:hi:
His heart nearly explodes.
:happyblush::blush1::asd::flat4::ueee:
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth.":sohappy:

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Lol!!!

Or alternatively:


Guy sees girl:
:bigeye:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
:hhh:
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
:smarty:
What he thinks he looks like:
:cool1:
What he actually looks like:
:ahem:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
:hot:
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
:freeze:
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
:ok:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
:mmh:
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
:waaah:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
:hi:
His heart nearly explodes.
:happyblush::blush1::asd::flat4::ueee:
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth.":sohappy:

Probably the most adorable and equally hilarious description ever... xD
 
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