What's on your mind?

[KandiJo]

I volunteer this morning and we have to be there at 630 am to set up everything. I wish my church had a building of its own, but I know my equipment better by setting it up every week.

I always have autocorrect turned off. It's too frustrating trying to correct the incorrect "corrections". That way if i do make a typo it's my own fault, and usually not as potentially embarrassing as autocorrect can be.

I watched Brave tonight.


I always have so much on my mind all the time, and it's easy for thoughts to go on rabbit trails.

I would LOVE to shut auto correct off, but I am phone stupid..... Im not even sure I can shut it off.

I need auto correct because I don't look at my phone while texting and it has saved my life a few times.
However.
Now it has been changing words recently! Ugh!
But I still need it!

 

[MiniEmu]

The two things I hate about my monthly reminder that I am in fact a woman of reproductive age are the fierce hunger pangs and cramps. Cramps I can deal with, the hunger I can't. I want to eat all the things, and I always want to eat meat. Lots of meat. Rare meat. With lots of fat. Pah. Only a few more days to go.

 

[redblue22]

The two things I hate about my monthly reminder that I am in fact a woman of reproductive age are the fierce hunger pangs and cramps. Cramps I can deal with, the hunger I can't. I want to eat all the things, and I always want to eat meat. Lots of meat. Rare meat. With lots of fat. Pah. Only a few more days to go.

Me too! Err, I mean, I pretty much want to eat fatty meat all the time. Hmm, strange response. move along . . .

 

[Messy]

A lot of the threads I'm seeing lately are basically...

 

[Messy]

I would LOVE to shut auto correct off, but I am phone stupid..... Im not even sure I can shut it off.

Oh I can't do that either. Lol so annoying, he changes it into Dutch text. I once wrote something on cf and a man said: Wut? Hahahahahahaha ha the stupid thing changed all the words. You couldn't make chocolate from it.

 

[MiniEmu]

Me too! Err, I mean, I pretty much want to eat fatty meat all the time. Hmm, strange response. move along . . .

I knew there was something different about you.

 

[Toro]

There should be a way to turn it off. I can help you figure it out later if you want.

Awww thank you Jedi. You could also use your powers on my phone so its not stupidly stupid no more.

I need auto correct because I don't look at my phone while texting and it has saved my life a few times.
However.
Now it has been changing words recently! Ugh!
But I still need it!

No, women DON'T need auto correct.

Women just NEED the Toro.

Oh I can't do that either. Lol so annoying, he changes it into Dutch text. I once wrote something on cf and a man said: Wut? Hahahahahahaha ha the stupid thing changed all the words. You couldn't make chocolate from it.

I think my phone is made of chocolate. That would explain why its having a complete meltdown after an update.

 

[graciesings]

The two things I hate about my monthly reminder that I am in fact a woman of reproductive age are the fierce hunger pangs and cramps. Cramps I can deal with, the hunger I can't. I want to eat all the things, and I always want to eat meat. Lots of meat. Rare meat. With lots of fat. Pah. Only a few more days to go.

The meat craving is actually reasonable. When your body looses blood, it needs iron and vitamin c (which helps iron absorb), along with some other nutrients, to make more blood. A lot of women wind up iron deficient if they don't either eat red meat or take a supplement with a lot of iron in it.

Sooo... It's not just a craving. It's your body saying, "I need the nutrients in a hamburger..."

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I am pretty sure, despite the crazy roads, that I could live happily in North Carolina.

 

[Toro]

The two things I hate about my monthly reminder that I am in fact a woman of reproductive age are the fierce hunger pangs and cramps. Cramps I can deal with, the hunger I can't. I want to eat all the things, and I always want to eat meat. Lots of meat. Rare meat. With lots of fat. Pah. Only a few more days to go.

I never understood why some men are to embarrassed to buy the stuff women need to deal with that stuff.

Im a man immune to such embarrassment. The last woman I dated I bought them for her a couple times. The cashier women always get googly eyed when I do. Saying "Wow a man not afraid to buy these" I say "Well, a man has to take care of his woman. It's not like buying those things make me less of a man....I aint usin them."

I just buy exactly what Im asked to buy......"that time" I anger women enough as it is, the last thing I need to add to that anger is "You never listen to me."

Thats why you must date women with cats/dogs.

As her boyfriend you are expendable, use those she values more as a shield until "that time" has passed.

Do NOT be to proud to use Sparky the dog or Mr FluffyMcwaddlekins the cat as a living shield.

 

[LoveDivine]

I never understood why some men are to embarrassed to buy the stuff women need to deal with that stuff.

Im a man immune to such embarrassment. The last woman I dated I bought them for her a couple times. The cashier women always get googly eyed when I do. Saying "Wow a man not afraid to buy these" I say "Well, a man has to take care of his woman. It's not like buying those things make me less of a man....I aint usin them."

I just buy exactly what Im asked to buy......"that time" I anger women enough as it is, the last thing I need to add to that anger is "You never listen to me."

Thats why you must date women with cats/dogs.

As her boyfriend you are expendable, use those she values more as a shield until "that time" has passed.

Do NOT be to proud to use Sparky the dog or Mr FluffyMcwaddlekins the cat as a living shield.

Haha, you have the ability to attract women even while buying feminine products.

Seriously though, that is very nice of you to do that.

 

[scraparcs]

Haha, you have the ability to attract women even while buying feminine products.

Seriously though, that is very nice of you to do that.

As long as he gets the right kind. If he gets super and you use regular, that's just not good.

I think what's attractive is that he will buy those things while the queen can sit at home and binge on chocolate and Netflix. (Wait, that's my fantasy, not anyone's reality.)

 

[Toro]

Haha, you have the ability to attract women even while buying feminine products.

Seriously though, that is very nice of you to do that.

Im not even that good looking. I look like an albino ninja turtle.... but Im confident enough to not care.

Nah, it's not nice. Its my duty. If I am dating the woman that is in need of them... its covered under my rules of "taking care of my lady". If its a female friend that covered under "taking care of a friend." It's not the highlight of my day obviously, but if it needs to be done.

Im not gonna make her drag her cramping/feeling bloated/bloody self to the store to get them all because what someone thinks cause I am buying them. Call it out over the P.A. I couldn't care less, I will never hang my head in shame for taking care of a friend or my lady bull.

 

[Toro]

As long as he gets the right kind. If he gets super and you use regular, that's just not good.

I think what's attractive is that he will buy those things while the queen can sit at home and binge on chocolate and Netflix. (Wait, that's my fantasy, not anyone's reality.)

Thats why I buy EXACTLY what Im asked to buy. If they don't have them I go to a different store. Its not like there aren't 500 stores on one block here.

Hey she can binge on chocolate and netflix I dont care. She just better make sure there is room on the couch when I get back.

 

[Hawthorne]

...or my lady bull.

Not gonna ask...

 

[LoveDivine]

Im not even that good looking. I look like an albino ninja turtle.... but Im confident enough to not care.

Nah, it's not nice. Its my duty. If I am dating the woman that is in need of them... its covered under my rules of "taking care of my lady". If its a female friend that covered under "taking care of a friend." It's not the highlight of my day obviously, but if it needs to be done.

Im not gonna make her drag her cramping/feeling bloated/bloody self to the store to get them all because what someone thinks cause I am buying them. Call it out over the P.A. I couldn't care less, I will never hang my head in shame for taking care of a friend or my lady bull.

Like I said, very nice of you. I'm even a little discreet when I buy them, and I'm a woman, lol.

 

[Toro]

Not gonna ask...

LOL if you havent noticed. Thats what I talk about a woman I am dating. "Lady bull" cause she is part of Toro...... and lets face it "cow" is just NEVER a good thing to say about a woman even if the meaning behind it is sweet. So.... yes.. lady bull.

 

[scraparcs]

Thats why I buy EXACTLY what Im asked to buy. If they don't have them I go to a different store. Its not like there aren't 500 stores on one block here.

Hey she can binge on chocolate and netflix I dont care. She just better make sure there is room on the couch when I get back.

You know how many men out there can be given exact instructions on what to buy and still come back with the wrong thing? Hint: A LOT.

LOL if you havent noticed. Thats what I talk about a woman I am dating. "Lady bull" cause she is part of Toro...... and lets face it "cow" is just NEVER a good thing to say about a woman even if the meaning behind it is sweet. So.... yes.. lady bull.

Calling her a heifer wouldn't work too well either.

 

[Saucy]

I hope you all are having a blessed Sunday

 

[Toro]

You know how many men out there can be given exact instructions on what to buy and still come back with the wrong thing? Hint: A LOT.



Calling her a heifer wouldn't work too well either.

Yes, thats why I take a picture of the box/package if she has the old one and ask a few times for clarification. If Im gonna put in the effort to do it once. Why get it wrong the first time and only to do it twice?

Im a competent man.


Yes..... this I know. I don't like future child abuse........ curling up on the floor in the fetal position gasping for air, is NOT a hobby of mine.