What's on your mind?

[James of Arc]

Wayholka:*At work pushing aluminum beer cans through a machine* Man... I wish for something more than this-- HHNNNNGGGG!!! *Dies*
Saint Peter: Welcome to Heaven, Wayholka! Here we will have fulfilling work where we see the fruits of our labor!
Wayholka: For real?! When do I start my new job for the rest of eternity??
Saint Peter: Immediately!
Wayholka:*At work pushing gold beer cans through a machine* Ah Phooey!

I know a kid who was about 15 and he was having a water balloon fight with his friends and he shouted out that he wished he was in Heaven having a water balloon fight with Jesus. The next night he was in a car wreck and he was not touched at all, not even a scratch. He gets out of the car and walks around for about 5 minutes and he falls over and dies. Not a single scratch and not a single bit of pain. It was later determined that a the impact was hard enough to knock something loos from his heart which caused him to die. The way he died so easy with no pain or suffering we figured that Jesus was wanting to have a water balloon fight.

 

[CodyFaith]

I know a kid who was about 15 and he was having a water balloon fight with his friends and he shouted out that he wished he was in Heaven having a water balloon fight with Jesus. The next night he was in a car wreck and he was not touched at all, not even a scratch. He gets out of the car and walks around for about 5 minutes and he falls over and dies. Not a single scratch and not a single bit of pain. It was later determined that a the impact was hard enough to knock something loos from his heart which caused him to die. The way he died so easy with no pain or suffering we figured that Jesus was wanting to have a water balloon fight.

Can't decide if I find this funny, sad or heartwarming.

It's an odd but pleasant mix of all 3.

 

[James of Arc]

Can't decide if I find this funny, sad or heartwarming.

It's an odd but pleasant mix of all 3.

Its not necessarily in order with what you guys were talking about but i think its a better look at how Heaven could be but I will say, if they have beer can in Heaven I bet they are some great beer cans. Probably better than gold as gold is only pavement in Heaven.

 

[EyesOfKohl]

They did another remake of Ben-Hur...

I personally felt the Charlton Heston 2nd remake was a magnificent piece. This new one, it looks like it's a lot more updated with epic action, but it also feels like they have cut the emotion/romance and storyline side out of it, like they typically do with remakes of classics.

Hollywood also does such a typically historically inaccurate depiction of cultures at the time, this always annoys me. I mean Morgan Freeman looks like Bob Marley!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

I know a kid who was about 15 and he was having a water balloon fight with his friends and he shouted out that he wished he was in Heaven having a water balloon fight with Jesus.

I can only imagine.

 

[James of Arc]

I can only imagine.

Ha, good one, fast also.

 

[James of Arc]

In my fridge I have Pepsi, RC, Sweet Tea, Arizona Ice Tea, Milk and Milo Lemonade. What else do I need?

 

[CodyFaith]

I can only imagine.

What, you don't buy into Jesus having long hair?

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

What, you don't buy into Jesus having long hair?

Nah, I picture him more as a typical looking Middle Eastern guy like the image below...

 

[James of Arc]

Nah, I picture him more as a typical looking Middle Eastern guy like the image below...

Man don't you know that Jesus is a longed haired European looking tall guy? lol.

I noticed your picture had Him with short hair and I thought that was cool.

 

[James of Arc]

I can only imagine.

Your pretty good with computer drawing. Have you thought about taking auto cad or something like it.
if you know auto cad you can walk into almost any factory and make $60,000 a year and do nothing but set in an office and draw for the factory with nobody to mess with you unless you want them to.

 

[EyesOfKohl]

At least the depiction showed him with a beard. You would be surprised how many groups today put forward a theory thinking he was clean shaven

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

Your pretty good with computer drawing. Have you thought about taking auto cad or something like it.
if you know auto cad you can walk into almost any factory and make $60,000 a year and do nothing but set in an office and draw for the factory with nobody to mess with you unless you want them to.

Oh don't flatter me. I can't even draw with a gun pointed to my head. What you see here is the full extent of my artistic abilities. Drawing is just a hobby.

Just go on Deviant Art and you'll find actual talent.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

My mother just sent a text to me saying that a squirrel broke into her trailer and stole all her chocolate. She sent me the following pictures afterwards...

 

[EyesOfKohl]

YUCK!

I just bit into a date and found a black like substance

Began to freak out and gave the importer a call, everyone was on their weekend except one guy who didn't know anything

Freaking out more that it was some sort of fungus

Searched online to find it was actually mold

Calmed down a bit

Read further that people can find mold, eggs, bugs etc. in dates

Never going to bite directly into one again..................................

 

[Noxot]

aww. those date palms seem pretty amazing. they seem to produce a lot of food.

 

[EyesOfKohl]

Dates are awesome.

I've eaten them for a long time now and this is the first mold issue I have come across. As a first experience, it is quite a freak out moment when you bite into something and find something unknown inside.

Lesson learned though, I will just cut and check before I eat.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

OMM: Scammers....they get on my nerves.

 

[TheRealAriel]

OMM: I don't understand why people are ripping on Suicide Squad. It was pretty entertaining, had some cool characters, and Jared and Margot had a fresh new take on joker and Harley. I was impressed!

 

[James of Arc]

Oh don't flatter me. I can't even draw with a gun pointed to my head. What you see here is the full extent of my artistic abilities. Drawing is just a hobby.

Just go on Deviant Art and you'll find actual talent.

Do you know what Auto Cad is?