Double-talk, which is all you have. Your burecrats required it.
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Unlike Noah, one would think, Huibers had to have his ark conform to a vast array of rules and regulations. For example, fire-safety standards meant having to apply three coats of fire-retardant varnish. Also, a special mooring anchor had to be installed, so as to qualify the construction as a building (house boat), rather than a vessel.
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Bureaucracy was also the reason for having to build it on floating steel barges as well as to install a heavy steel reinforcing frame. Lest critics claim that this is proof that it would have been impossible to build a wooden vessel that size, Huibers, an experienced worker with wood, says it would actually have been much easier to make a wooden ark"
Didn't bother to mention that did you.