Lovely. I've been waiting for one like this. This is classic "rank and file" creationism, gentle readers. This is the sort of nonsense that gets passed around the pews when there are no nasty evolutionists around to correct the blatant errors and mis-statements. I know; I've been there. You don't see so much of this on the web these days because the average creationist on the web knows which of his silver bullets can no longer harm the scientific nosferatu.
TomInCT said:
I am sure you have all heard of people saying.."Oh, I believe in evolution but I believe in God also; He's the one who started it all and gave evolution everything it needed to get going like matter, energy, etc.."
Sounds like Deism. I'm sure there are some Deists around here, but the theistic evolutionists here, by definition, are not amongst them.
What is evolution? Evolution is basically a long long long series of screw-ups until something goes right and is then considered an evolvement (a positive change for the advancement of life and matter).
Nope. Evolution is just a change. Of course, natural selection will tend to prefer the ones that benefit the species. But this is not for some grand "advancement of life and matter" - this is for the survival of that particular lineage. The Smilodon's teeth were a great advance for Smilodontes, but a serious setback for gazelles.
Mutations are the most common theory of evolutionary changes or advancement and how everything came to be. You have probably seen many mutated cows and different animals that are born with an extra foot, leg, head, etc... These errors are obviously not "advancements" or "proof of evolution" as most evolutionists will tell you, yet they are a hinderance to the creature that it has happened to. Most creatures in the wild that have a hinderance of this nature will be killed or unable to survive due to this genetic error. Yet, the fairytale believers, sorry, I mean evolutionists will tell you that YES! this is proof of evolution!! They are dead wrong.
No, we wouldn't be that stupid. We might point to mutations like that which enables bacteria to digest nylon, or that which causes melanism in peppered moths, but no, two headed pigs are not evidence we'd present of beneficial mutation.
My point to that little story is that if someone tells you that they believe in evolution, then they do not believe in the same God we do because our God is perfect and did not create everything through trial and error... the God that they believe in who created everything through this error-filled technique called evolution is surely not our God; yet their evolutionary God is one who is not perfect and created everythig by blind chance and better belongs in their childrens' fairy tale books.
Bzzzzzzzt. But thank you for playing.
Tell me something. Is God not "working His purpose out as year succeeds to year"? Does He not work through the contingencies and vagueries of human history, with all its chances and freely chosen paths? So tell me why He cannot work through a process that is governed by chance and contingency as is evolution to bring about His purposes? Or is your image of God not sufficiently powerful to do so?
Lastly, and yes, this time it is lastly, lol, how many theories of Creation are there to us Christians? 1... How many theories of evolution are there? 33, the latest being punctuated equilibrium. What does this mean? This means that the 33rd theory that evolutionists are on have proved the 32 prior theories wrong. Now, which side would you choose; the side that has 1 theory that has never been proven false or the other side that has been proven false 32 times so far? No-brainer.
False? No. Less accurate a model of reality than the previous model. That's how science works. By your reasoning, we should jettison Newton because Einstein's equations describe matter at high speeds or in large gravitational fields better. And we should jettison Einstein anyway, because his theories break down at some scales and better ones will no doubt be formed.
(Soon this 33rd theory will be proven false..it teaches that since we have seen no evidence of evolution, punctuated equilibrium is true...It teaches that the way species have evolved and the way the varieties have come about is through a certain species giving birth to a different species....for example, a duck laying an egg and a cat hatching out of the egg, or a snake...I am not joking, this is literally what this theory teaches...Really smart, intelligent people these evolutionists are huh guys?) They need

because their hypothesis makes me
No. You're not joking. You're either lying or parrotting lies that your sources have told you. Get this clear - neither Gould nor Eldridge proposed anything like what you describe. Nothing like it. Repeat after me:
Punk-Eek is not saltation
Punk-Eek is not saltation
Punk-Eek is not saltation
Are we there now? No? OK - Punk-Eek for dummies:
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/punc-eq.html
I am not a very smart person, I just listen to what both sides have to say, that's all...
No. You listen to Hovind's version of what both sides have to say. Shame he's a lying toad, isn't it?
You're welcome to them.