What not to wear

[LaSorcia]

No attire is appropriate to wear there, that's why they should be avoided.

To the public swimming pool?

 

[MrNoodle]

a hairy back

to the gas station?

 

[bbbbbbb]

this -

To take a tour of a beer factory?

 

[MrNoodle]

drinking straw costume

to see the pyramids?

 

[LaSorcia]

Ski clothes and an anorak.

To get a manicure?

 

[bbbbbbb]

this -

to see Niagara Falls?

 

[brinny]

a parachute.

to visit the Queen of England

 

[MrNoodle]

a sadomasochism costume to meet the queen

to meet with the vendor at a business conference?

 

[brinny]

a mime outfit.

traffic court

 

[Hank77]

A Budweiser T-shirt.

to go fishing

 

[brinny]

yer best-est heels n' long, elegant gown.

a museum

 

[Little Lantern]

roller skates

to your high school reunion

 

[MrNoodle]

a vote for Pedro t-shirt

to a camp fire?

 

[bbbbbbb]

a Big Bird costume

to the aquarium?

 

[MrNoodle]

a meat suit while swimming with the fishes!

to Mr Rodgers house?

 

[bbbbbbb]

your tattoos and piercings

to a tattoo parlor?

 

[Little Lantern]

a wet suit.

to pay your mortgage?

 

[bbbbbbb]

your mink coat

to remove water from your basement?

 

[MrNoodle]

a spongebob costume to absorb up the water

to the RV dealer?

 

[Little Lantern]

A tee-shirt advertising its competitor.

to the symphony