What not to wear

[lucypevensie]

A dress made out of plastic bags, a fur vest, and leather boots. Make sure to wear your "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat" badge on your vest.

To go shopping with your teenage daughter.

 

[forest flower]

"Hip" stuff

To bush walk?

 

[WannaWitness]

thermal underwear

To work on a farm?

 

[lucypevensie]

snow pants, sweatshirt, and flip-flops

To your kid's band concert

 

[forest flower]

"That's my kid" t-shirt with their photo.

For badminton?

 

[lucypevensie]

A sparkly white angel costume with wings.

Cleaning your house top to bottom.

 

[TipsyTopsy]

a prom dress

washing the car

 

[lucypevensie]

A life jacket

Strawberry picking

 

[forest flower]

A strawberry poisen.

To a library?

 

[lucypevensie]

Shoes with squeakers built into the soles.

To mow the grass

 

[WannaWitness]

A glittery evening gown with pearls, bangles, arm-length gloves, and spiky-heeled pumps.

To a business meeting?

 

[TipsyTopsy]

pajamas

to visit someone in a nursing home

 

[lucypevensie]

Grim reaper costume

To a funeral

 

[forest flower]

A smirk with a shirt saying "Glad he's/she's gone"

To youth group?

 

[WannaWitness]

A poodle skirt (unless it's a '50s party).

A chocolate factory?

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

A chocolate bar wrapper costume

To a park?

 

[WannaWitness]

A bed sheet with holes cut out for the arms and neck.

A comic book convention?

 

[lucypevensie]

A tshirt that says "Superman is a wuss ".

Walking on the beach

 

[brinny]

claw feet slippers

to the opera

 

[lucypevensie]

A bracelet with jingle bells on it. You can shake it to the rhythm of the opera music..

On a hike through the forest