So it is perfectly possible to be miserable in Heaven?
Scripture says no misery.
Revelations 21
1 Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. 2 I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband. 3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, Look! Gods dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
This is an interesting one. There is no sin in Heaven?
I hope you would agree that even the very best-intentioned among us accassionally puts a foot wrong. We are all falible. Christian doctrine holds that humans are, by nature, sinful. But if we retain our Earthly personalities, how can we reconcile the ideas that 1) Heaven is free from sin, and 2) Heaven is populated by falible humans?
I often hear it stated that the Earth is a sinful place because humans have free will. God allows us to do bad things because he values our autonomy. Okay, but then what about Heaven? If there is no sin, then do we humans have free will there?
If we have our free will removed and become mindless automatons enlessly singing the praises of God, then that sounds like a terrible place to be - one of mental slavery. You yourself said "There are no robots, puppets, hostages, or victims of domineering in heaven." But if we do retain our free will, how is there no sin?
One might respond that we have a purer or higher form of free will - perhaps being in the direct presence of God gives us perfect empathy, or perfect love, or our sinful desires and fleshly lusts are removed by no longer having our mortal bodies. But this too is problematic for the theists - if it is possible to have free will without sin, then why didn't God make us like that in the first place?
It is difficult to overstate the scale of this problem, theologically. If people in Heaven have free will, yet (somehow) do not commit sins, then why couldn't humans have been created like that on Earth? Giving us this lesser form of free will where sinning is inevitable, effectively means God could have given us free will whilst still making Earth a sin-free place, but chose not to. He actively chose to create sin and suffering - and to bar the gates of Heaven to the majority of the human race. If His almighty plan was to save as many people as possible, then why didn't he make us unable to sin? That would've make our ascension to Heaven a lot easier.
This also touches on a very problematic concept - inherited guilt. If my father commits a crime - one that I had no participation in, or even any knowledge of - should I be punished? Do I share in the blame simply because I am his son? Do I inherit his guilt through my blood?
I cannot understand a system of justice which would answer 'yes' here. We are all individuals, responsible only for our own actions. Yet God is supposed to be a just God, and yet apparently I am born into sin. If we take the Adam and Eve story literally, then I have inherited the sin of my most distant ancestors. If we take it as an allegory, then what exactly is the metaphor here? How can I be born guilty? How can I be condemned for actions I did not perform?
Would you inherit righteousness through Jesus' blood?
Romans 5
12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned - 13 To be sure, sin was in the world before the law was given, but sin is not charged against anyones account where there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who is a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did Gods grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Nor can the gift of God be compared with the result of one mans sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive Gods abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ! 18 Consequently, just as one trespass resulted in condemnation for all people, so also one righteous act resulted in justification and life for all people. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was brought in so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
I don't think that is an applicable anaolgy. If your son ran into the road, it would be a tragedy that you were unable to avoid. This is where the analogy fails. God created Hell. He set in place the arrangement that the Christians go to Heaven and the non-Christians go to Hell. Hell is not a danger He is trying to protect us from; it is a punishment He is willing to inflict - a threat.
Which brings us back to a statement I made in my first post in this thread. Trying to grasp the true concept of heaven (or hell) without sincerely wanting to know the true character of God is futile. So far your portrait of God's character is coercive, sinister, mugger, enslaver, brutal, blood-hungry, war-monger, creepy, repulsive...
You started this thread with a question, but it looks like you already have the the answers. You even claim that if you were an omnipotent deity (arriving at that idea from an admittedly imperfect state) that you can come up with a thousand better ways of doing what God-omnipotent does.
You've made your stance loud and clear about your beliefs. I just thought it was a waste of time that you would engage other people in an open discussion, when it's quite apparent that your mind is already made-up.
So I don't really know what you want and what you were hoping to get out of this discussion, but I do hope that you find and understand God's love someday. In the meantime, may God's peace be with you...