Hi..
sorry for my other post...
anyways, i just wondered, i had a very nice message from a moderator of this forum, very sweet she was, very good moderation job she did, very impressed.
I did noticed though all the graphix & dingdongs next to her username, bangles & trinketts, badges and animations...very nice, but what if she died tommorrow? i know she'll be in heaven, sins forgiven, youthfull, with her mar & par running in a field full of beautifull flowers, laughing with children, swinging on swings, cupping gasping fish from ponds, throwing mud at the satan statue etc.. but whos gonna have her account?.. will God know...? i wonder if she could log on from heaven....? yeah i think thats it... maybe one of the questions you get from st-peter as he meets you at the gates could be "hi.. welcome to heaven, oh btw... did you log out of your account?" i would seriously check those old forums accounts from people who haven't logged in for a while and see whether or not their dead? have some kinda service for the account?... ritually deleting the animated ranking graphix "i now commit this gif to cyberspace...may God rest her pixels"... save some bandwidth at any rates my dears....good idea?
i thought of another.... and this ones a banker, right... hows about a new mod or 'hack' for your forums called the "bugger it, i wanna goto heaven now!" blessed by God this simple hack after a simple press of a button would send 500,000 volts up your mouse arm and rocket you off to meet Jesus within moments, saves alot of fuss and would get the full backing from the church i bet... maybe even advertise on google... have a service before hand... see im not just a sooth sayer.. i do have bright ideas!
I have a few christian friends who know what im like, they help me i help them... (mostly with a crisis) no...not like that, i don't actually pull...oh nevermind anyways, its such a waste to see a lovely christian woman wither & die possibly without the chance to take life by the horns and have a jolly good rogering by the one she loves... i mean thats one of 'gifts from god' again...but even there if comes with rules and stipulations... anyways, bless me for im a child of God, therefore a son... a son of God... oh here we go again...
-H
sorry for my other post...
anyways, i just wondered, i had a very nice message from a moderator of this forum, very sweet she was, very good moderation job she did, very impressed.
I did noticed though all the graphix & dingdongs next to her username, bangles & trinketts, badges and animations...very nice, but what if she died tommorrow? i know she'll be in heaven, sins forgiven, youthfull, with her mar & par running in a field full of beautifull flowers, laughing with children, swinging on swings, cupping gasping fish from ponds, throwing mud at the satan statue etc.. but whos gonna have her account?.. will God know...? i wonder if she could log on from heaven....? yeah i think thats it... maybe one of the questions you get from st-peter as he meets you at the gates could be "hi.. welcome to heaven, oh btw... did you log out of your account?" i would seriously check those old forums accounts from people who haven't logged in for a while and see whether or not their dead? have some kinda service for the account?... ritually deleting the animated ranking graphix "i now commit this gif to cyberspace...may God rest her pixels"... save some bandwidth at any rates my dears....good idea?
i thought of another.... and this ones a banker, right... hows about a new mod or 'hack' for your forums called the "bugger it, i wanna goto heaven now!" blessed by God this simple hack after a simple press of a button would send 500,000 volts up your mouse arm and rocket you off to meet Jesus within moments, saves alot of fuss and would get the full backing from the church i bet... maybe even advertise on google... have a service before hand... see im not just a sooth sayer.. i do have bright ideas!
I have a few christian friends who know what im like, they help me i help them... (mostly with a crisis) no...not like that, i don't actually pull...oh nevermind anyways, its such a waste to see a lovely christian woman wither & die possibly without the chance to take life by the horns and have a jolly good rogering by the one she loves... i mean thats one of 'gifts from god' again...but even there if comes with rules and stipulations... anyways, bless me for im a child of God, therefore a son... a son of God... oh here we go again...
-H
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