What did you last eat?!

[MehGuy]

Cooking with ramen: Prisoners get creative

Yeah, they may be a must have for bachelors everywhere.

One of these days I'm gonna have to cook me something like that. Actually have some ramen laying around for when I stacked up during the pandemic, lol.

I also like the prison wine videos, lol.. even though that stuff looks incredibly nasty to drink.

 

[Tone]

The only prison food I grew to like more than before incarceration is peanut butter.

I'll rarely eat ramen, but when I do it's a spread.

 

[MehGuy]

The only prison food I grew to like more than before incarceration is peanut butter.

I'll rarely eat ramen, but when I do it's a spread.

What kind of prison recipes do you know how to make? Do you have a Youtube channel?

 

[Tone]

One of these days I'm gonna have to cook me something like that. Actually have some ramen laying around for when I stacked up during the pandemic, lol.

I also like the prison wine videos, lol.. even though that stuff looks incredibly nasty to drink.

Depends on how much love the cook wants to put into it and on what fruits/vegetables are available, and if they got a good sugar supply.

I've had some with corn in it...hard up for a buzz.

 

[MehGuy]

Depends on how much love the cook wants to put into it and on what fruits/vegetables are available, and if they got a good sugar supply.

I've had some with corn in it...hard up for a buzz.

What would you guess the alcohol content would be for the standard prison wine?

 

[Tone]

What kind of prison recipes do you know how to make? Do you have a Youtube channel?

CF is my only social media outlet. Well, I do have a channel, but haven't messed with it for a while.

I know one where mayonnaise, syrup, peanut butter, and chicharrones are combined to make "orange chicken". Then you got your various sweet and sour rice bowls. I always just enjoyed ramen, any available vegetables, mayonnaise, siracha, squeeze cheese, beans, a pouch of meat, and tortillas for burritos!

 

[Tone]

What would you guess the alcohol content would be for the standard prison wine?

Ohhh anywhere from 4% to hmmm, maybe 20%.

Then there is "white lightning", which is supposed to be like a hard liquor.

 

[MehGuy]

Ohhh anywhere from 4% to hmmm, maybe 20%.

Then there is "white lightning", which is supposed to be like a hard liquor.

That's not bad. How often do people get drunk in prison?

 

[Tone]

That's not bad. How often do people get drunk in prison?

Everyday.

 

[MehGuy]

Everyday.

The same person would get drunk everyday? That must be weird.

 

[Tone]

The same person would get drunk everyday? That must be weird.

Oh, the same person? Yeah, I'm sure it happens. Depends on how quickly they can get their hands on a batch.

Then you got all your other vices too.

 

[MehGuy]

Oh, the same person? Yeah, I'm sure it happens. Depends on how quickly they can get there hands on a batch.

Then you got all your other vices too.

How hard is it to get a batch? What does it cost?

 

[Tone]

How hard is it to get a batch? What does it cost?

Well, if you're really an alcoholic, you should learn to cook it. That's the most cost effective.

But, if you want to pay for it, you can pay anywhere from $3--maybe $20 for an 8 or 160z instant coffee jar full. It all depends on quality, connections, and scarcity.

 

[Tone]

And then you can buy a cigarette anywhere from 1-5 dollars, which would be about 20 top ramens!

 

[MehGuy]

And then you can buy a cigarette anywhere from 1-5 dollars, which would be about 20 top ramens!

What happens if you decided to steal someone's wine bottle?

 

[Tone]

What happens if you decided to steal someone's wine bottle?

Depends on who they are and who you are.

But, typically, it will be all bad if you are discovered.

 

[MehGuy]

Depends on who they are and who you are.

But, typically, it will be all bad if you are discovered.

Did that happen often?

 

[Tone]

Did that happen often?

Noooo...

 

[bèlla]

This is hilarious.

 

[Tone]

Okay, how's this then:

Two burgers with no cheese cause I got avacados on those bad boys.

I know, I coulda put the ketchup down neater, but, I'm hungry.

...don't bother me...