What company's motto would do terribly for another company?

[BlueAshSky]

A mental institute using some of Chester Cheeto's lines...

 

[Gnarwhal]

"Eat Fresh" -The Weinstein Company

I see what you did there.

Obey Your Thirst –Alcoholics Anonymous.

 

[JeffofGallifrey]

There's a local business that sings this really annoying motto: "Katie's Frozen Custard: The greatest stuff on earth."
"The greatest stuff on earth" - a junkyard.
"Hot and Juicy" - Waste Management Systems
"Breaking News. Breaking Stories. Tracking Storms" - Instagram
"Let's go places" - Towing service
(BMW) "Sheer driving pleasure" - you finish this, CF has filters.
"I'm lovin' it" - military boot camp/recruiting.
(Methodist Church) "Open Hearts, Open Minds, Open Doors" - a locksmith
(Lutheran Church) "Sola Gratia, By Grace alone" - Chevy

 

[HermanNeutics13]

(DIsneyland)"Happiest place on Earth"-Funeral home
(Toys "R" Us) "I won't grow up"-Planned Parenthood

 

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/bump

Snap, Crackle, Pop (Rice Crispies) – USPS
Clorox – Obey Your Thirst (Sprite Soda)
Shake 'N Bake (First You Shake It Then Bake It) – Sudafed OTC Congestion Medicine
Taste the Rainbow (Skittles) – Krylon Spray Paint

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Toro]

Probably repeats but blind posting.

Loony Bin - Live in your world, play in ours (Playstation)

Any funeral home - You got 30 minutes.(Domino's)
What's in your wallet? (Capital One)
We bring good things to life (GE)
The choice of a new generation (Pepsi)
We deliver (US Postal service)

Waste Management - Melts in your mouth, not in your hands (M&M's)
Mm, Mm good! (Campbells soup)

Ex-lax - Oh, what a feeling! (Toyota)
Do the Dew (Mt Dew)
What can brown do for you? (UPS)
Tastes great, less filling (Miller Lite)

Vicodin - Betcha Can't Eat Just One (Lays potato chips)

WWF (Wildlife Fund) - We have the meats. (Arby's)

Preparation H - They're Grrrrreat! (Frosted Flakes)

Toyota - Leave the driving to us (Greyhound)

Wood chipper company - Jump In (Xbox)

I know cheesy but I just saw this thread

 

[name_is_irrelevant]

Whaddya got?

Google's "Don't Be Evil" appropriated by Monsanto.

 

[GreenWizard]

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