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SIgue Sigue Sputnik - yucky spidery stuff round the singer's mouth and imagine Elvis Presley and Eddie Cochrane to a cyber-electronic-erotic dancing beat for the Space Cowboys and 21st Century rockin' boys. Mmmm mmmm, I lurrrve technology (and their hairpieces, but crikey guys isn't this a tad embrassing to be doing this in your 40's?). I can just imagine a load of mums out there yelling "I'm not having that bleeding lot performing in my house!"
Sparks! All you need is Sparks! This page ain't big enough for the rest of them (they've had a trillion people serve as their backing band). And Ron Mael was the most scariest person in the history of rock music. That stare and his on-stage mock tantrums could scare millions of naughty children in the UK and Europe into submission.
Gaye Bykers on Acid. Billy Joel used to like 'em. Eventually the lead singer tired of the nonsense and formed Apollo 440.
Wig-wam bam wanna make you my man. The androgynous glam rockers back in the early 70's. Half the band is dead now, but they knew how to appeal to kids and upset heaps of homophobic dads when the guitarist dressed as a Nazi stormtrooper with lipstick and blowing kisses at the camera.
MUD. The not so legendary dance Tiger Feet featuring people with their hands on their hips and swinging their bodies in front of each other like fighting turkeys. Sadly they never made the American charts, cos all you guys wanted was Billy Swan and KISS.
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