Weird compliments

[JC_Crust]

i dont get weird compliments but strangers at the store touch my hair...i finally had to yell at someone about touching strangers.

 

[white dove]

Well, by my mother. However, mom compliments don't count, do they?

Never.

I compliment people on their handwriting and on how they smell. I like it when people smell nice, but sometimes they take it as weird.

Me, too! Sometimes, people take it okay, but others... I guess I can see how that seems creepy. I hate it when I compliment women and want to know what fragrance they're wearing (not like we have the same body chemistry so it wouldn't smell the exact same, but whatever)... and then, they say "oh, I don't know." LOL oh please! You're a WOMAN! Of course you know!

Competitive freaks.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

I hate it when I compliment women and want to know what fragrance they're wearing (not like we have the same body chemistry so it wouldn't smell the exact same, but whatever)... and then, they say "oh, I don't know." LOL oh please! You're a WOMAN! Of course you know!

Very similar to this scenario:

Me: What's this recipe?
Woman: Oh, I just threw a few things together
Me: Yeah, right. I used to do that too until my family banned me from the kitchen on penalty of me being on the wrong end of a wet sponge hooked to a car battery.

 

[mina]

People in my sunday school class always say i have nice handwriting. They always want me to write stuff on the board or address an envelope.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

People in my sunday school class always say i have nice handwriting. They always want me to write stuff on the board or address an envelope.

Oh, oh! Let's see a sample! Is it all "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, ..."

 

[white dove]

Very similar to this scenario:

Me: What's this recipe?
Woman: Oh, I just threw a few things together
Me: Yeah, right. I used to do that too until my family banned me from the kitchen on penalty of me being on the wrong end of a wet sponge hooked to a car battery.

Oh, don't get me started on people and their "secret family" recipes.... sheesh.

 

[mina]

It's more just really neat Denealian handwriting. I can do Calligraphy when i have the time. It's an artform.

 

[MacFall]

Oh, don't get me started on people and their "secret family" recipes.... sheesh.

We use sea-salt instead of iodized! But don't tell anybody.

 

[Blank123]

Very similar to this scenario:

Me: What's this recipe?
Woman: Oh, I just threw a few things together
Me: Yeah, right. I used to do that too until my family banned me from the kitchen on penalty of me being on the wrong end of a wet sponge hooked to a car battery.

 

[LoneSheep]

People seem to compliment me in odd situations.

One lady I used to work with was complaining to my boss about how I was giving her projects to do and she was tired. The she finished her rant with "but he has such dreamy blue eyes!" (huh? awkward!)

Years ago I was sitting on the couch watching television with one of my ex girlfriends. She turns to me during a commercial, grabs my shoulders and says "I love your shoulders!" then goes back to watching tv. (thanks, I guess those shoulder implants really make the difference! lol)

 

[leothelioness]

People seem to compliment me in odd situations.

One lady I used to work with was complaining to my boss about how I was giving her projects to do and she was tired. The she finished her rant with "but he has such dreamy blue eyes!" (huh? awkward!)

Years ago I was sitting on the couch watching television with one of my ex girlfriends. She turns to me during a commercial, grabs my shoulders and says "I love your shoulders!" then goes back to watching tv. (thanks, I guess those shoulder implants really make the difference! lol)

 

[MacFall]

Ooh! I just remembered, one time I was at a bar and a woman said my beard reminded her of her favorite purse. 'Course, she was drunk off her fanny so I'm not sure if she knew what she was saying.

 

[Digitaltranscendence]

I think I still win with the following: I love the way you carry that flower! I actually laughed at that one.
"
nice I'll try that one on my girl when I get a chance

 

[Dionysiou]

ive been told i look like tom cruise, channing tatum and ashton kutcher. I dont know what to believe anymore.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

People seem to compliment me in odd situations.

One lady I used to work with was complaining to my boss about how I was giving her projects to do and she was tired. The she finished her rant with "but he has such dreamy blue eyes!" (huh? awkward!)

We'll be the judge of that. Post some pics, Mr. Dream Boat. We'll be like the sanctified version of HotorNot.com

Years ago I was sitting on the couch watching television with one of my ex girlfriends. She turns to me during a commercial, grabs my shoulders and says "I love your shoulders!" then goes back to watching tv. (thanks, I guess those shoulder implants really make the difference! lol)

If she liked 'em then she shoulda put a rubdown on 'em.

 

[SpiritualAntiseptic]

Hockey players are so

Professional ones or the ones that just go out and goof around on a lake?

 

[leothelioness]

Professional ones or the ones that just go out and goof around on a lake?

Professional ones of course. What kind of a question is that?

 

[SpiritualAntiseptic]

Professional ones of course. What kind of a question is that?

*scoffs*

 

[SpiritualAntiseptic]

Some girls seem to like my hair. Which I find strange since I throw gel in it and don't do much of it.

 

[leothelioness]

*scoffs*

Why the scoffs, hm?